Gretchen is such a wonderful person, too. I used to deliver groceries to her and her family. She just used an app with the username Gretchen W. She always helped me get the groceries from my car and into the kitchen if she was home.

Her daughters were also extremely polite and willing to help.

I’d take a Whitmer-Buttigieg ticket in a millisecond.

Worst debate in United States history.

Making new frens every day

The Bert’s Gambit

Cast CROPDUST and watch in delight as the room evacuates due to the stench emanating from your festering bowels.

This comment hit me like a gut punch of dread.

And now I’ll think about it for years.

This is how The Battle of Wisconsin starts.

Hashtag producestrong

Fight you? You wouldn’t even try fighting back except during the playoffs, Kareem!

I’ve done training dives in man made quarries under zero visibility conditions. There’s no way in hell I’d go into an actual cave under those conditions.

It was bad enough when you’d almost run into a purposefully placed sculpture or bathtub in that flooded quarry.

You had to do a scavenger hunt to find stuff to pass your training and it was super disorienting.

I don’t know if PADI still does that sort of thing or if it was unique to my training center conditions but it was wild.

I’ll stick to open water, thank you very much.