Hairs are never “alive” in the first place. The follicle is.

Look how well the world was prepared for a pandemic disease!

In contrast to Debian (through Canonical), Fedora (through Red Hat) and openSUSE (through SuSE), Arch has literally no (in)direct ties to enterprise.

LOL Fedora and opensuse are copying from the commercial distros, but Debian is not copying Ubuntu (literally the opposite)

A week? Rookie.

Not at all.