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There’s no way an 80 year old woman has the life experience to compare to a 300-1,000 year old elf. There’s an inherent power discrepancy.
There’s no way an 80 year old woman has the life experience to compare to a 300-1,000 year old elf. There’s an inherent power discrepancy.
Also immortal. And hypersexual.
Me want da punani see for make me nice,
Me love the way you walk sometimes,
The way you talk is so hot,
Now you know let’s have a shot of rum,
Then me can make you come
With me to the ocean
That would be phat
You can be my bow cat
Nice ital breeze
Bring you to your knees
We’re jammin’
Fingers crossed for a new Sid Meier’s Pirates.
Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. “It’s The Orphanizer, From Ronco!”
It’s always a relief when someone asks to schedule something a month in advance, because that means I won’t have to do it. There’s no way I’m remembering our engagement a MONTH FROM NOW!? That’s like five years away.
It’s got me all bothered, too, damn.
There are still people playing the lute and all kinds of other historic instruments. There must be a group of devoted flatulists out there? I’m not just saying any old farters, I’m talking true flatulists.
He looks like he just spotted a particularly plump lettuce leaf.
But what if we just add more engines? And, lest you think it a simplistic idea: what if they were even bigger engines?
The mass shortage of model kits is the real tragedy.
It’s the new nuclear deterrent. Someone starts acting up and you just rotate the boat slightly in its port to face their direction. The parental angry raised eyebrow of national defense.
They burned this stuff to power giant steam engines and we’re supposed to believe it’s totally healthy!?
This is so uniquely stupid, while requiring intelligence. It’s an amazing achievement.
God, what a fitting start/title.