I actually survey them and assign extra homework to the kids without internet. Finding access helps them learn to bootstrap better.

If “my” candidate wanted to do it, I’d seriously reconsider their fitness for office.

Just change every “X of Y” to “X of America.”

Then we’ll change the X, also to “America.”

It’s enough of an equity issue that I don’t assign homework.

I always heard it “…as long as a liberal had to smell it.”

Cinderblocks and chains are even more economical.