He reminds me of a bearded, pudgy Norm MacDonald.

Did anyone see that side of his face before the shots? That could just be ketchup from his steak lunch.

No, I think pussy is an appropriate term here. I’m not a woman and can’t gatekeep the term but I think that most women would agree that Putin attacking a children’s hospital is a full pussy move.

But the sign only said No Water Toys Allowed in the Wave Pool.

Get the 7 Eleven multicopy app. You can do all kinds of things.

They still have a love affair with faxes though. Thank God you can fax from 7 Eleven. You can do pretty much anything from 7 Eleven.

Ryobi cordless leaf blower. You have to aim for the rim because if you hit home it makes you burp.

Actually though, just dab with TP. You’ll use much less TP and not need “flushable” wipes that still clog your main sewage line

A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson and Sailing Alone Around the World by Joshua Slocum