I like to fully improvise games in Digital Shades

Except that’s the point, they will not be having fun. Nor will you, nor will any of the other players. Because that setup is not fun. And presumably you’re hosting a game for your friends with the intention of everyone having fun, so it’s best if you find another tact.

Nope, no, that’s encouraging their behavior. Now your player thinks you’re giving them a quest to thwart this bouncer.

You absolutely do not have to RP this. You can say “No.” You can say “Ok, you go off and do that, what’s everyone else doing?”

I’m not one of them, but I empathize with all the GMs that are just sick of dealing with those particular kinds of misconduct that crop up with new players.

People just don’t like homework. (Which is perfectly understandable) And for most people most of the time, learning a new system is homework.

I don’t know who Shelyn is but I love their lil gay bird

I was going to say no, dwarves drink beer, but then I realized that elves would absolutely be Insufferable IPA Guy.

Elves just get really into coffee for a couple centuries. Their covid bread-making phase lasts until at least 2400.

“You go to ask your Grandpa about it. He tries to explain but is so fucking racist you can’t even tell if he’s still speaking common. In between gibberish that’s probably old-timey slurs, you pick out something like ‘follow the quest hook’ and ‘the dm already told you where to go’”

“Nah roundears I wrapped it up”

“Yeah, I had to spend 50 doing your mom. And 50 before that for her mom, and her mom…”

Mom and dad have 900 years of savings in the college fund.

I’m baffled by both the fighting in these comments and the overall vehemence. If you want to put a cool cursed item in your game, just drop it when the players are still too low level to have remove curse…or make it subtle enough that they don’t initially realize it’s cursed.

EDIT: NVM I just realized you’re all trying to ape the critical roll thing and didn’t plan for getting player buy-in or homebrew

What was the game

Ooh, I will have to check that out for my own game, thanks!

Pointy Hat had a great video on this subject!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIKxk96ZFwg

I have no idea what book y’all are talking about, but does it specify that the rifle projects antimatter in any way? Maybe it uses antimatter in place of chemical propellant to fire a slug really fast? (and some handwavey technomaterial to contain the pressure)

I once doodled my Paladin’s full plate as including a chastity belt with a big ol’ padlock

You gain 20xp and find 10 gold on the joke’s body.