There were shadowy conspiracists lurking in the dark alleys of Washington, and hiding from the glaring sun in the High Desert of California, but they were laughably easy prey when the Martian lizard people, the subterranean Vril-empowered mole-men, and the globalist pedophile Commies did show up.

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  • Everyone is John

    There’s only one character to play: John, who is an ordinary office worker suffering from multiple personality disorder.
    Each player plays one of the personalities, with their own stats and predefined (conflicting) goals. They are free to play “characters” from any setting or era.
    In situations that are stressful to John, a competing dice roll determines which player takes over.
    The other players can still talk and comment, and John will hear them argue inside his head.















  • I read one in a magazine that was for more than 3 days, and it suggested only drinking milk instead of water.
    The reasoning was:

    • fat cells are mostly water
    • so not drinking water will “dry out” the fat cells
    • drinking milk is fine because your stomach acid turns it into a solid, so it isn’t liquid anymore

    Nutritional advice used to be wild.