He should pull the plug on the iron dome

Just declare loan forgiveness as an official act, then claim immunity

I’m not a Republican, but I was genuinely curious to see Nikki Haley as the primary.

I dunno how to break this to you, but you’ve got bedbugs

I like how homie to the right of Trump is reloading his finger gun

We ought to listen to him. He knows a lot about exaggerating size.

Whoever can resurrect and tame a T-Rex wins the dick measuring contest

I phone bank with the DCCC and had a conversation with a woman last night about how she’s morally against abortion, but still believe people should have access to abortion if they so choose.

I thought it was really heartwarming that she wasn’t imposing her beliefs on all of America. It gave me hope

Please get fucking vaccinated

A politician who can admit when he’s done something wrong? No wonder fox hates him.

It’s the American way

I call bullshit.

I’ll just side load it. Fuck you Google

I hate the anti-pattern of “Not Now”. How about “No”?

Here’s an idea: elect supreme Court justices by popular vote. By the people, for the people. This way, they can’t strategically do shit to pack it their way

Under his eye

Search was solved in 1998.

How’s about you do something about carbon emissions, fatal disease research, or food accessibility?

I’m not endorsing O’Reilly, but he and Stewart have good chemistry, one’s a Democrat and the other is a Republican.

I have, and still believe, that Bill O’Reilly belongs in the depths of hell.

I think Jon Stewart and Bill O’Reilly would be interesting moderators.

Maybe it’s because the Cybertruck is a piece of shit, and so is Elon