Right? I guess all the good names where already taken

And also, I mean, like… you guys have all seen the moustache, right?

Season 11, Episode 9 “Grift of the Magi”

It’s the episode where Springfield elementary goes bankrupt and gets sold to a toy company developing a new Furby-like children’s toy called “Funzo.”

In the scene pictured, Bart and Lisa are trying to sneak past Gary Coleman (who for some reason works as the security guard for the toy company) while he has a series of deranged conversations on a phone that “isn’t even plugged in.”

Richard Head

I’m sorry, his name was what?

The Splurge

Season 13, Episode 4 “A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love”

Inspired by a fortune cookie telling him “you will find true love on Flag Day”, Burns starts a relationship with a much younger woman — who turns out to be Snake’s ex girlfriend.

The typical news publication is written at a sixth grade reading level. Do with this information what you will.

A part of me hopes they fine him $130k. Fining him the exact amount he paid Stormy Daniels somehow feels like an even bigger “fuck you” than the maximum possible financial penalty.

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Stallman, is in fact, GNU/Stallman, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Stallman. Stallman is not a man unto himself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.