It’s not unrealistic if you just strech your arms once in a while.
It’s called touching your toes. Look it up.
Head scritches and foot massage at the same time
Slenderma-- slenderwoman.
I would like to kindly ask everyone not to claim her as a trans icon.
Tickle, tickle, tickle.
Lindsey Lowhands
Damn girl, do those arms go all the way down?
Imagine if she caught someone like this
c/newfetish
New? You never saw The Incredibles or The Fantastic Four, did you?
I was an innocent kid back then
Not at an age for it to awaken something in me. I guess I now can’t rewatch those again.
One of the reasons why I love being able to put images in responses? This sort of shit right here.
Someone found Slender’s pages
This is four-legged at this point.
I’m shocked I got here first:
Slender Mannequin
Hands down the best body standard
Ive seen some knuckle draggers but thats a bit much
HE HAS NO STYLE, HE HAS NO GRACE, THIS KONG’S GOT A FUNNY FACE! HE CAN HAND STAND, WHEN HE NEEDS TO, AND STRETCH HIS ARMS OUT JUST FOR YOU
Slender Man needs clothes too.