Is that what a lumpy piece of shit looks like? Beautiful with wounds? We must be using different thesauruses.
Stormy might have seen him without his shirt.
I mean, she did
I have to laugh, to stop myself from crying 😭
Those are bed sores, sir. Hospitals must special order beds for those.
My word, this guy is so ridiculous. What a world we live in where it is THIS dumbass that may slither into office, again. Then again, Hitler was a total idiot, too.
I’m glad he didn’t, saggy old
manturd boobs should stay coveredNobody wants to see that…
And you’d see the line where the fake spray tan ends too. Looking like an upside down orange thermometer.
This made me laugh.
I’m pretty sure that if he took his shirt off, we’d just see how much he looks like Baron Harkonnen.
That’s why he loves Putin so much!!! They have the same first name!!!
The guy you’re responding to deleted their comment, leaving yours without context…and now I’m confused just trying to piece it together.
Curiously enough, I didn’t delete it. I was just scanning back through my posts when I saw “deleted by creator” on one of them, and since I know I haven’t deleted anything, I came to see what that was all about.
There’s an option to undelete, so I did that, though unfortunately that means that yours is now the post without context. Sorry. 😅
…I’M NOT CRAZY!!! I HAVE NOT LOST MY MIND!!!
Oh, wait.
Aw damnit… I hate when that happens…
He had a funny one basically saying that if he did show us his shirtless chest, we’d get to see how closely he resembled Baron Harkonnen.
Do it you orange traitor, show your followers how full of shit you truly are.
He does. Every day. They are just incapable of seeing it.
How do they get through all the fat to see?
The quote gets even crazier.
Really!? You were treated the worst of any president?! Lincoln was assassinated!!
And 160 years later his legacy has been coopted by the same sort of people who killed him to begin with.
2024 years later Jesus’ legacy has been co-opted by the same sort of people who killed him to begin with.
And his wounds weren’t from a dominatrix like Drumpf’s.
I don’t think he has the self awareness to be a sub
The Emperor’s New Stigmata.
I don’t believe in the anti christ. But if I did.
Well I’m no expert on Christianity, but apparently this theology graduate here agrees with you:
In particular, Jesus showing off his wounds was the big evidence it was him and he had come back from the dead. He isn’t just being weird in front of religious people. He is selling himself as the new messiah.
He is selling himself as the new messiah.
Aka being weird in front of religious people.
Yes but in a very specific way.
…and they BELIEVE IT! Such a sad, sad bunch of suckers and losers.
They’ll believe whatever suits them to prop up their delusional world view. And they’ll refuse to acknowledge any facts that contradict it.
They believe whatever fox “news” tells them to. They don’t have their own world view, just the view they’re told to have.
“Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see.” Hebrews 11:1
It’s basically a cognitive dissonance conference.
How is that cognitive dissonance? I don’t see it.
It’s basically a cognitive dissonance conference.
You have also managed to successfully describe attending religious services.
Can you actually find anyone who believes it literally? Honest question. I just watched the video, and it seems to me that he is saying it figuratively and not literally.
Coach is saying that these people actually believe that he has been “defending religion”, not that they believe that he has literal wounds all over his body from it.
You seem to be the one taking things a bit too literally.
Truthfully, I believe there are “fine [yet moronic] people on both sides” of this thing. Religions seem to serve both hypocrites and idiots alike.
His quote will sell lots of T-shirts, either way.
I don’t think anyone is saying he has literal wounds from defending religion.
I agree, including Trump.
But this thread is full of people saying that they think he meant it literally and people believe it literally. And I think, although I could be wrong, that is what the top level commenter is getting at.
You heard it here first: God gave Trump herpes
Show us where the deity touched you.
If at all possible for a myriad of reasons, can we please leave your shirt on?
“Show us the tits!”
🤢
Someone missed a glowing opportunity. Lol