cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16157729
Idaho bar celebrates “Heterosexual Awesomeness Month” with free beer for straight men
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16157729
Idaho bar celebrates “Heterosexual Awesomeness Month” with free beer for straight men
how do they verify if you’re a straight man or not? What’s to stop me from just getting a free beer?
How do you manage to ask such the right questions?
They’ve got a gaydar… doesn’t work very well though
sounds like their gaydar needs some percussive maintenance then.
They jerk you off at the entrance. If you look like you’re not enjoying it, you’re in. It’s watertight 👌
But what if they like, do it suspiciously well. Like they really know how to handle a strangers dong? Like …they may have done this many times 🤔
You have to get in early, before they get all the practice from all the previous visitors.