MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days agoThe men vs. bear saga reaches the inevitable conclusionlemmy.todayimagemessage-square73fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageThe men vs. bear saga reaches the inevitable conclusionlemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days agomessage-square73fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMrderisant@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·22 days agoThe current “equivalent” I’ve seen is would you rather share your emotions with a tree or a woman.
minus-squareNoIWontPickAName@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·22 days agoTree, but I have anxiety issues and trees don’t trigger them
minus-squareMongostein@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·22 days agoA tree isn’t going to use those emotions you shared when your were feeling down against you when she gets mad that you forgot to unload the dishwasher two months later 🤷🏻♂️
minus-squareSonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·22 days agoYeah, but do you know how dangerous a tree is? It will eat you alive without mercy
minus-squareGlemek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·22 days agoNonono, we had this discussion about the snake yesterday: the tree kills you by dropping a limb on you long before it eats you.
minus-squareKaryoplasma@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-222 days agoA tree. Inanimate objects are good listeners.
minus-squarefeedum_sneedson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·21 days agoExceptional woman over average tree. Average tree over average woman. Exceptional tree? Not sure.
The current “equivalent” I’ve seen is would you rather share your emotions with a tree or a woman.
Tree, but I have anxiety issues and trees don’t trigger them
A tree isn’t going to use those emotions you shared when your were feeling down against you when she gets mad that you forgot to unload the dishwasher two months later 🤷🏻♂️
Yeah, but do you know how dangerous a tree is? It will eat you alive without mercy
Nonono, we had this discussion about the snake yesterday: the tree kills you by dropping a limb on you long before it eats you.
A tree. Inanimate objects are good listeners.
Exceptional woman over average tree. Average tree over average woman. Exceptional tree? Not sure.