America 🇺🇸
“Eat like you have free healthcare”
But if you’re offered this burger, you likely don’t!
Mine: “Why do they always make them taller and not wider? I am not a snake. I cannot unhinge my jaw to eat it like that dude in the Burger King commercial.”
Too much bread in that case 😂
I fucking desire it
Heartburn.
D Trumps head
Ach, my arteries!
Needs bacon and a fried egg.
Am I the only one that immediately thought of the Japanese Windows 7 Whopper?
https://www.mashed.com/637143/burger-king-japans-windows-7-whopper-was-almost-impossible-to-eat/
indigestion
heart attack
I need a roll of paper towels and a gallon of sweet tea
Ew
Needs ketchup and onion rings
Not a real burger. Real burgers can be held, and easily eaten by the average American man or woman (height between 5’5" and 5’10" inclusive) without a knife and fork, and without the need to visit a sink to wash your hands after.
Big burgers should be wider, not taller. This is a meat and cheese loaf with a side of bread.
A good burger should be juicy. I have no problem washing my hands after eating one.
Nah, you should be able to eat it at the job site
Agreed, I hate a burger that was made with the assumption that I’m a fucking python.
