News coverage from 2014, when the dead baby bear was found
Really amazing what brain worms cause people to do sometimes
Does his voice always sound like that? Listening to him makes me uncomfortable, like listening to someone talk in front a crowd for the first time AND that needs to clear their throat. It’s like nails on a chalkboard.
Yeah, it’s some sort of medical condition, I forgot what exactly.
Spasmodic dysphonia, I looked it up.
It definitely sounds like he was under the influence of the brain worm when he made the decision to eat the bear.
Given the stuff in his recent Behind the Bastards episodes, this completely tracks.
I mean, who can say no to the wonderful stench of rancid animal carcasses.
You killed ANOTHER Kennedy!!
It’s a Kennedy miracle!
I need myself a cop-hunting falcon.
LEONNNNNN!!!
Brain worms: The gift that keeps on giving!
He said he scooped up the dead bear and put it in his own van, planning to later skin it and eat it.
Brain worm origin story?
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Republicans stop being weird for like 5 minutes.
Except he’s a democrat. Democrats aren’t immune to weirdo conservatives
He’s as much a Democrat as my cat is a Democrat.
My cat is weird. Do you think she might be a republican?
Possibly, how does she feel about Ayn Rand?
She have an obsessive relationship with couches ?
Your cat is probably secretly accepting tuna juice from the communists down the street.
All cats are libertarians.
All cats are theocrats, but they are also each the god of the ruling religion. Keeps everything simple. No voting, no polling, just endless worship.
Democat
That’s just a cat that works with explosives.
He didn’t run in the Democratic primary because while Democrats can be weird, Democratic voters, including the rest of the Kennedy family, tend to reject this kind of weird.
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Which is why he wants a spot in Trump’s cabinet in exchange for an endorsement?
He’s not a republican or a democrat.
That’s true, but only as of like a year ago. He was a Democrat for like 50 years. Doesn’t make this (or him) any less reprehensible and bat-shit crazy. I, for one, am glad he changed to an independent party affiliation.
Well, when he was a private citizen he was free to identify with whatever party he chose. But once he starting putting forward his candidacy it became quite clear that his form of politics was not in line with the party in several important ways. So it’s not as if he was a normal democrat for that period and abruptly changed. His differences became clear as soon as he was subject to public scrutiny.
But I would agree that he’s more a part of the political left than the right.
That’s… a pretty well summed and thoughtful description. Thanks!
The Republicans can have him. They love this brain worm kind of stuff. Right up their alley.
Oh god another word im gonna have to remove from my lexicon
I’m starting to think this would be an amusing guy to have as a president.
It would be if the President didn’t have any actual power. His actual policy positions seem to involve bringing back measles and taking money out of my pocket to give it to the who have funded his campaign
Ok so here is an idea. We tell him he won the presidency and follow him with a film crew like that movie with Jim Carey!
Yeah, that’s what a lot of people thought with Trump.
Grabbing people by the pussy is a far cry from rucking about with bear carcasses. Also Kennedy knows about and admits his brain worm. Plus he was never in a shitty home alone sequel, professional wrestling, or drama TV. Trump = fascist weirdo loser. Kennedy = if I win we will make American soil great again. A bear carcass will fertilize every river! /S in case y’all couldn’t tell.
Yeah, about that grabbing women by the pussy stuff, you should probably look into what he did with his nanny (and probably a bunch of other women).
Neither are fit to be president, but they’re entertaining in a reality show sort of way.
…brain worms…
Yep, checks out.
By far the weirdest Kennedy.
If you read the history of the Kennedy’s you realize he’s not, and that’s nuts. Though he certainly is a product of his insane family.
He once threatened a cop by claiming he had a cop-killing hawk in his pocket. Which he didn’t.
But he did have a hawk in his pocket.
True story.
I too enjoy Behind the Bastards. I particularly liked the one where he used to regularly drop acid near a pile of dead cows when he was at Millbrook. Probably where he got the brain worm. Well, either that or when he ate rat brains for fun. Dude really knows how to party.
So the article that’s coming is … worse than that?
He probably killed that bear cub.
Don’t know if you’ve ever been around a bear cub, but they’re pretty damn cute. You’d have to be a real monster to kill one.
I have, but I try to keep my distance because there’s usually a momma around. Kids, don’t try to pet the cute live teddy bears if you’d like to keep your face.
My cousin used to raise bears, and every so often he’d show up with a cub. They get lonely without moma bear, and they cry like a human baby. Best thing to do is play with them. Check their teeth first, though.
I think the article is just going to be that, but more critical and less “oh, isn’t it funny that I took a dead bear from the side of the road and then staged it to look like a bike accident in Central Park. Ha ha ha, the folly of youth while hawking with friends before a late dinner at Peter Luger’s, am I right?”
That kind of story might fly if he was 16 when he did it. “Folly of youth” sounds bonkers when the person was 60 at the time of their action.
Yeah totally, I’m just joking based in how he’s trying to play it off in the video.
“He said he scooped up the dead bear and put it in his own van, planning to later skin it and eat it.”
Fun fact:
Suddenly the brain worm story makes a lot more sense. That happens when you eat undercooked roadkill.
train by day joe rogan podcast by night
It gets better. You should listen to the Behind the Bastards episode on him.
Homie just loves eating rotten meat.
I’ve heard of calling politicians vultures but this is ridiculous.
@silence7
🥥 JD Vance: “Cat ladies don’t have a stake in the USA.”
RFK Jr: “Hold my dead bear cub.”
(The 2024 election in the US is becoming increasingly bizarre.) 🥥
#USPolitics, #Election2024, #RFKJr, #JDVance, #DeadBear,
#CatLadies, #TuckersBallsHas he admitted to eating human flesh yet? There’s no way he hasn’t done it.
How many of us can say we never ran out of time to take a dead bear home to skin it and looked around desperately for a place in Manhattan to dump the carcass? If anything, this makes him more relatable.
Very presidential.
… he recounted his dumping of the bear to Roseanne Barr, with the two smiling and laughing. He said that, on the fateful day, he was far from Central Park — on his way to a “falconing” excursion in Goshen, N.Y. — when he witnessed a woman in a van fatally strike the bear. He said he scooped up the dead bear and put it in his own van, planning to later skin it and eat it.
Hours passed, Kennedy Jr. said, and he ran out of time to take the bear home before catching a flight. As he told Barr, he and some people whom he was with — he said the others had been drinking — came up with a plan: abandon the bear and an old bike, which happened to be in Kennedy’s van, in the park, taking advantage of the fact that there has been a rash of bicycle accidents recently in New York.
Mind you, if you actually hit a baby bear with a bike, the mother would promptly maul you. Which makes the whole staged accident complete implausible
And the bike probably didn’t look like it just ran into something, and why would someone abandon their getaway bike?
Maybe the joke is that the bear was on the bike and got into an accident.
If they had been real friends, they’d have talked him out of it instead of encouraging the sick joke. Some people are just weird.
abandon the bear and an old bike, which happened to be in Kennedy’s van, in the park, taking advantage of the fact that there has been a rash of bicycle accidents recently in New York.
Ok honestly that just sounds like a hilarious prank.
You’d love listening to the Behind the Bastards episodes they just did on RFK Jr then; I may hate him but he is a prank god.
Pretending to be run over then screaming “You just killed another Kennedy!” Or telling a cop that you have a bird in your jacket that’s trained to kill cops… before pulling out said bird and launching it at him. Some S-tier shit right there!
I bet Robert is kicking himself that this story didn’t come out before he did the episodes.
