Don’t agree. I’m not Christian, but I would replace Jesus with Steve Jobs. Or just the apple logo.
Jobs is a bit too dated a reference. I’d probably replace what’s his face on the top left with someone more relevant, though (or Apple as you suggest, they are indeed annoying).
The first three go into the same bag. So the fourth should also fit. Maybe an American flag? Or better yet, an AR15!
The dirty secret is that it’s the same set of people.
Does Musk still have a fan base? I haven’t seen anyone speak favourably of him for a very long time.
People are literally buying cyber trucks so they exist
That doesn’t necessarily make them a fan of Musk himself.
Not sure why else you’d buy one
They are undeniably a unique vehicle, and do have some cool tech on board.
I suspect you exist in an echo chamber
Odd thing to say, but OK.
I bet you do think that
I think he still has some Twitter fan bois.
Elon’s fall from grace has to be one of the most spectacular I’ve ever seen, without committing some heinous crime. I used to think he was incredibly smart, if a bit nuts, and had all these left of field ideas that occasionally worked out for him.
Hell, if twitter/X never existed, I would probably still think that.
fan bots more like
Where’s the picture of Muhammed?
Jesus also works for Islam, in fact he’s the most mentioned character in Quran.
You also just put God and it would work for three religions plus their derivatives
Really, it would work for one religion plus its derivatives.
Iconoclasts absolutely fuming right now.
I agree, Muhammed’s fan base will kill you if you dare depict him, just look at what happened with Charlie Hebdo.
They’d have to find me first, eh?
White Jesus’ labia beard is offputting.
I like how the Amazing Apartheid Boy is trying to do a Trump scowl - and it manages to look just as characteristically fake as Trump’s does.
It’s funny, but there’s never a situation where these four should be in the same picture. You’re implying that following these guys is following Jesus, or at least that’s how it’ll be portrayed when it’s convenient.
Adolf Hitler has a really annoying fan base too, this one time they got do upset over Verdun and made it everyone’s problem. Typical hooligans 😤
It’s a different set of fans, but I’d toss KPop fans in there too. Those people are insufferable.
To be fair, there is a considerable amount of overlap.
What do they have in common? They’re all fake…
Jesus disapproves of his fans, making him the realest.
You missed the Apple guy.
Tim Apple ?
i rarely ever see the kid rock fanbase
I rarely ever see the kid rock fan
base
That Venn Diagram is a circle
There’s 2 billion Christians in the world and maybe 28 kid rock fans in 2024
It’s all basically the same fan base!!
Seriously Jesus. You’re a cool guy, and I know your thing is you take in the broken, but your other thing was suppose to be love. Like you said one commandment, love, and that shit is severely lacking.
I think the person Jesus actually was loved everyone, but the trouble is conservative people hate gay people and rewrote the texts to say that.
Yeah, Jesus, the historical figure was trying to reshape Judaism. He wanted to reform things and he wanted the focus to be on loving your brother. He got killed for it and he knew it would kill him because he was hanging out with the religious leaders.
Then by a miracle he succeeded because he didnt have any transgressions againt the temple and he followed Jewish teachings but was still setup to be crucified in the worst way imaginable.
The after that he was co-op’d for other purposes but his message is still true. Believing in christ is believing a man named Jesus lived and he was killed by not fault of his own but for the benefit of others.
Being a Christian means you understand Christ’s message, it real easy, love your brother, and you live in a way that reflects that.
And for God’s sake stop hating queer people. It’s absolutely against everything Christ teaches and is a made up bit of nonsense.
Christ today would hang out at pride festivals and turn men into women (and vice versa).
Here is a beautiful poem about that:
THAT’S what Jesus is, not some holy slobbering uneducated filth yelling about groomers.
Another beautiful poem about it, more specifically against everything that
religious Karensconservatives stand for:If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal.
If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing.
If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love, I gain nothing.
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
1 Corinthians 13
Looking at the hate and anger that they spew… how can anyone remain convinced that they are about “Christianity” aka love?
Love that passage.
What is this from?
It’s by the poet Jay Hulme.
Well… A lot of their biblical evidence is less a rewrite and more of a translation issue. Take the whole Sodom and Gehmorra story about tje two angels that everyone is so keen to turn into a condemnation of the gays.
In the OG text the words used to describe the angels were analog to genderless forms of the word “master” and because there were two of them they were always referred to by genderless they/them plural… Which is probably why there were two of them. We are probably supposed to imply the perceived gender of the angels was irrelevant to the tale.
The first Latin and English translations off of Hebrew however used gendered terms for the two angels that coded them as male. Stuff like “Masters” “Lords” that kind of thing in large part because those societies were respectively fairly misogynistic and not primed to interpret either of the two genderless entities as possibility female coded. Then you see the anti same sex interpretation gain popularity in the case of England and France at the time they were going through a population crash via plague which caused amoung other things criminalization of same sex unions as a threat to sexual replacement of a sharply diminished population. So really we can trace this story being interpreted as God’s condemnation of the gays rather then just regular old rapists around the same time the word “sodomy” came into the lexicon in the 1300’s.
I usually find they aren’t fans of Jesus but following a crazy institution mangling the words of him.