lol ok
Shamelessly stolen joke but of course he’s Tampon Tim, aren’t tampons what you use to help stop a red wave?
They are also good for packing certain types of wounds, because well blood is blood and Khorne cares not where it flows from.
Stick it in a bullet wound and watch it expand
Yeah I’m sure the monicker is just destroying poor Mr Walz. What’s next, “Free Food for the Kids Tim”? I’m sure he’d hate that!
“Feed the Tiny Tim”
That, was amazing
2023 Minnesota law Walz signed mandating free menstruation products in all public school restrooms used by students in grades four to 12.
Yep, that’s a scarlet badge of honor in my book.
And we also provide free breakfast and lunch to students. In his own words “what a monster!”
Yet another example of their weird obsession with the female reproductive system.
It’s not really weird if you look at it like their brains quit developing at 8 years old. Their entire platform is basically ‘vaginas are gross, school is dumb, I want a bigger allowance, and stranger danger’
Republicans love developing 8 year old brains.
So much that they will travel overseas and pay to have sex with it.
Except for Vance, he prefers his partners neuron-less
And fluffy.
Or with good upholstery
It seems many of them got beat up in school and never got laid.
Could’ve been quite the charming yaoi redemption arc, though. Aw, so sad they missed out. 🤷🏼♂️
They are the stranger danger.
Fun fact: conservative brains have larger amygdalas, leading to greater response and sensitivities to fear and disgust.
They also have smaller Anterior Cingulate Cortexes which relate to… Pattern recognition and pattern dissonance lol.
So if you know conservatives with a strong fear and disgust response while also being literally incapable of seeing their own hypocrisy / cognitive dissonance… This is why.
Weird fat Dotard Trump was LITERALLY physically wearing a tampon on his head only weeks ago 😆🤣😭
TAMPON DON 👂🧻
Diaper Don
Oh no, he’s concerned with women’s Reproductive Rights, medical care, and hygiene! What a comprehensive list of the absolute worst qualities a person could have.
Doesn’t have the same impact as Couch-fucker JD, IMO
That guy who likes to shit on veterans and poor people? You mean that sofa fucking JD Vance?
The heterosectional
The right wing persists in pursuing the incel vote, I see.
That’s weird of them
I mean better than “Crusty Cushion” anyway.
If you wanted to embed the image instead of just the link to it, try this:
he needs to embrace it at the rallies. take it back
Make Harris/Walz tampons and hand them out
Tampon Tim will stop the Red Wave \o/
I’m stealing that line.
I didn’t come up with it myself, spread the good word lmao
I don’t know. That sort of legitimizes it, makes it seem normal that they are bringing it up. It’s not, it’s weird.
I agree. He should just point out that it’s weird for them to attack him over this. Making sure kids have food and menstrual products available to the ones that need them are good things.
Yeah now that you mention it, it does seem kinda weird to nickname your opponent based on a successful piece of legislation. Like the idea that this nickname in particular is a negative thing is so incredibly immature, it’s a bit odd. Maybe try again idk.
Just tell people he’s not the one who walks around in public with a maxi pad on his ear for no reason whatsoever.
I’m willing to bet the students using tampons at those middle/high schools follow the directions.
We know. This lame story with no legs has already been posted sixteen times.
This doesn’t directly relate, but Iggy Pop once said he doesn’t mind to be seen cross dressing because he doesn’t consider it to be a negative thing to be a woman. They think Tampon Tim is a slam, because they think being compared to/associated with a woman is demeaning. Take note republican women, they don’t respect you.
For a brief moment I thought you’d gotten Iggy Pop and Suzy/Eddie Izzard confused because I cross dressing might involve wearing a shirt, which Iggy pop isn’t known for
But sure enough, it was Iggy Pop, him in a dress is probably the closest I’ve ever seen to him wearing a shirt.
They really need to come up with less weird nicknames. It says more about them than it does the people they’re trying to make fun of.
