So… Bullshit, then? That tracks.

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Somewhere in the negative multi-millions, if history serves. Still.

Awww, she sleepy. And silently full of a growing rrrage.

The human tongue is one of the first things to form, preceding the brain.

That’s some millennial talk right there.

Back when kale was only used to line their salad bars? Crazy times.

The new one is a labor of love, NGL.

Old and badass enough, damn.

But, did they also gather the whole school in the cafeteria to watch, via those same TV carts, the first teacher and mother take off for space — only to have the shuttle explode in real-time? That was an interesting thing to see: hundreds of students looking to their nearest adult and finding emotionally-glitching humans only.

So, weak-ass tea, then?

Tanooki suit is the only suit,

TBF, I quit my job when I saw that going down, and moved to the other coast days later.

Older than my teeth, but younger than my tongue.

Guillotines with “Heroes Work Here” signs atop them.

To put a finer point on it: OG Quicksilver (don’t even get me started on the historic Marvel v DC handjobbery) ended up so “super powered” that his inborn celerity transcended the very laws of physics — having little to no frictional effect on the reality he was moving through. Thus, much like Jean Grey, Magneto, Legion, and a few others, his powers were not only beyond “super”, but recognized as equal parts boon and curse to the entire species. Thanks, 90s.

Gotta get them an octopus.

Fraud: not just for politicians! Whee.

Fuck off, bot

You’re very kind, and I genuinely appreciate the compliment. Maybe I’ll take a mighty stab at writing after this whole LLM thing blows over. I mean, it’s just a fad, right? What could go wrong? 🤪