I’m actually not serious…

  • BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one
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    6 months ago

    It’s a bidet that forces you to scrub your own ass to clean it instead of the superior ones that simply power-wash the dingle-berries and shit crust with mild water pressure to clean your ass without having to risk getting pink-eye.