“No, not that one, It’s GPLv3, which is evil”
“Actually it’s BSD licensed”
“Even worse!”
“OK, how about this one, it hasn’t been maintained for 20 years and is still under GPLv2”
“OK, fine”
Spends several days trying to satisfy a broken dependency tree of a 20 year old light bulb
Knock Knock
Speculative Execution
Who’s there?