Yeah, that’s a perfectly normal thing to do.
What a fucking weirdo.
Apparently he is a narcissist
On a related note, I was just searching fdroid for a signal app. I didn’t find one, but I did find an app that tracks your Morning Wood
Does it require a sensor? Do they wear a fleshlight to bed? Is it camera based?
So many questions.
Also, theDailyBeast reporting on morning wood is quality humor from the matrix.
Didn’t think you were serious.
Lol and you’re downloading it!
Yep, thats the one
Edit: lol you’re downloading it?
lol you’re downloading it
As they should
Why? Its just going to show that I wake up with an erection 100% of the time. What’s there to chart?
Dafuq kind of insight do i gain from it…
I guess it might help if you’re concerned about ED, since experiencing less (or no) morning woods can be a sign of physical ED.
Huh, ED caused by depression…never knew those were linked.
Interesting info, thank you.
I’d be shocked if they weren’t linked.
Really ? I don’t think I ever experienced this regularly ever. I have otherwise no issues getting it up
encouraging collaboration and innovation
Yes, let’s “collaborate” in regard to our morning wood.
“Hay bro, would you mind ‘innovating’ with my erection this morning? No homo”
Sucks for this guy. I’m close to his age, I drank and smoked heavily for years and I look about the age he does
How about your penis?
Permanently flaccid
Nice
The dude gets weekly dick injections which he classifies as 9.5 out of 10 on a pain scale.
Weekly.
Dude is a fucking moron.
I truly hope that these people start getting massive organ failure and shit because of all of this experimental garbage they put into their bodies.
9.5 out of 10. In his dick.
Has anyone asked him why he wants to live forever if that’s what it takes?
My guess is he wants to live forever because he feels he has made no contribution to the world, or does not feel a sense of fulfillment and purpose from raising his family. Maybe he feels cracking the secret could be his contribution, or maybe he thinks he can find meaning in his life, given enough time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bFnZsvh6pw posits that it’s because he was raised believing in eternal life through the church, and lost his faith but still wants eternal life.
thanks for recommending this channel, seems right up my alley!
“You get to live forever but in exchange you have to get incredibly painful injections in your dick on a daily basis.”
Sounds like a cursed genie wish.
What’s the quality of my life? Like 20s forever or do I still age?
Right? Miss me with that dick pain immortality.
You sure, bro? You missing out.
grabs dick as another firey torrent surges through his body
Probably because he knows he can’t take his wealth with him in death.
What’s the point of being pointlessly wealthy if you can’t be pointlessly wealthy forever?
It’s like those showerthought ultimatums : You can choose to gain eternal life, but every day your dick is the subject of the worst pain you’ve ever felt.
It sounds like the dude just has a CBT fetish and doesn’t want to admit it.
I’m going to laugh when he dies of self inflicted dick infection.
It’s completely normal father-son bonding. Find a different slant.
Jesus fuck. Why would anyone want to live forever, anyway?
I want optional mortality, yes. https://www.fullmoon.nu/Resurrection/PrimarySpecies.html
But, I gotta say, I don’t want to spend literally all my time just surviving, which seems to be this anti-aging zealot’s day.
Living day-to-day life like a Diablo minmaxer.
Would you like to live one extra year than your otherwise normal lifespan? Yeah?
Yeah that’s pretty much why.
No, there’s too many dudes like him on the planet.
Clear them out and we’ll readdress the question.
i think most people don’t really want to die. and they like living for all sorts of reasons. i hope you can think of at least a few reasons you’d like to go on living as well.
I don’t wanna live forever. But the act of dying is usually pretty horrible, so I wanna push that off as long as possible.
pushing off dying as long as possible, if done successfully, is living forever though? do you not see the contradiction in what you wrote?
I don’t want to die, but living forever sounds exhausting.
if you don’t want to die now, and you don’t want to live forever, is there some specific age/time you would like to die, if you didn’t have to?
These erections are rigged!
You meant to say “ligged”, right?
I’m saying someone may have toyed with the erection results.
Erectioneering, you say?
If your oncle on FB does its wierd , but once your wierd oncle becomes milliardaire, he ll be called Anti Aging Zealot all over Internet
Lol idk why but I find it so funny that you are speaking English with French nouns.
I’m about to be 40. I smoke. I don’t exercise. I eat like shit.
I get erections like I was still in puberty and am horny pretty much 24/7. When the fuck does this shit stop?
When depression sets in…
Especially when you take certain meds for it…
Yeah… Neither helped. Any other solutions?
You can get really cheap Viagra online. It’s awesome. Downtime between rounds is like five minutes.
I think you missed the point
Nah, they don’t stop the errections. They just stop you from comming. You can still be horny as hell, there’s just no release.
Hey, for real, tho. You should quit smoking. Just get the starter pack of chantix, follow the directions, and be sure to eat before taking it. It’s really not that hard and the stupid chantix side effects go away once you stopped taking it.
I want to see this happen. You can do it. And if trump brings down the whole house we can both go grab a pack of cigs.
Time to check your prostate. Could be hormonal imbalance.
I check it daily. Doesn’t feel any different. 🤷🏻♂️
I couldn’t get through more than about a paragraph before getting prompted to subscribe so I’m still little confused.
Why get measurements of your child’s erections in the first place? How does this son feel about his PHI being shared all over the internet? Hard to imagine anyone being okay with that.
To avoid the popup shit:
Open page immediately Ctrl A then paste in a text editor
Often works for me
no.
What are you saying no to? I feel like I’m talking to my toddler nephew.
Do you not like the suggestion, or it doesn’t work for you, or you will not accept a random tip that wasn’t even directed at you specifically?
Do you want some raspberries?
Snozberries? Is it snozberries you want?
i didn’t get any prompts, and read the article, so i’ll quickly answer.
- the guy is obsessed with penile behaviour as a measure of overall health, for some reason, and measured the nocturnal boners of himself, as well as his 19 year old son, as a point of comparison.
- the son shared his dick metrics himself. seems he’s well and fully invested in his father’s phallocentric longevity scheme.
Phallocentric longevity scheme is my new band name. PLS!
Immortality is a daily pain in the dick.
He looks healthy enough to be a real snack for whoever gets to eat the rich
Just not the dick. According to this article he gets weekly penis injections, but it doesn’t say of what.
i saw him on two separate youtube channels: Magnus Midtbø (norwegian climber) and Will Tennyson (bodybuilding vlogger)
in both cases, they were invited by Bryan Johnson to his lair, going through his routine. it felt like a surreal cringe fest of zero social awareness. Bryan was permanently looking for some kind of validation, comparing his skills to his guest, or asking the various personal trainers / doctors if he beat some younger age category, etc.
everything he does can’t be healthy and i wouldn’t call what he does “living”. he’s bound to a 24h program where everything is planned down to the minute.
Dorian Gray’s dilemma.
While I do kind of like the idea of having data on random bodily functions like erections, can’t say I’d be willing to share that data with my parents or the world.
