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minus-squaremoon@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days agoHe is a car salesman after all. The horse is free but if she wants the stable and upkeep payments to be covered, she’ll have to go for a longer deal
minus-squareLogh@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days ago“I’ll even give you free undercoating on your new horse if you let me do butt stuff too.”
minus-squareQuokka@quokk.aulinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days agoHorse people is not the preferred nomenclature. Centaur, please.
minus-squaredoggle@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·17 days agoOh yeah. Especially if you work as a flight attendant, so you’ll have to play someone else to care for it when you’re away.
minus-squareSpruceBringsteen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days agoAnd that’s before you spring for shoes, armor, lance, all that shit.
minus-squareQuokka@quokk.aulinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days agoSpring shoes sound less useful on a horse.
minus-squareRozz@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days agoAn advantage on the battlefield, but broken legs left and right
Aren’t horses expensive as fuck to keep?
He is a car salesman after all. The horse is free but if she wants the stable and upkeep payments to be covered, she’ll have to go for a longer deal
“I’ll even give you free undercoating on your new horse if you let me do butt stuff too.”
How much could a banana cost?!?
Horse people don’t care
Horse people is not the preferred nomenclature. Centaur, please.
Oh yeah. Especially if you work as a flight attendant, so you’ll have to play someone else to care for it when you’re away.
And that’s before you spring for shoes, armor, lance, all that shit.
Spring shoes sound less useful on a horse.
An advantage on the battlefield, but broken legs left and right
And to get, apparently.