Fun-size tonic
this is shitpost 5d chess.
I’m thinking about it and now my brain hurty
It’s Minne-pop okay.
Cansas
I’ve never felt so stupid in my life.
Tiny soda?
Now I get it
Small pop
Petite libation
Shrinkflation would like a word
… Oregon?
Oregon is like Minnesota but squished a little.
This meme is 6 steps ahead of all of us.
We’re playing tic-tac-toe and this meme is playing 4-dimensional strategema.
I looked it up and Minnesota is no where near which makes me appreciate this Oregano meme even more
This guy is playing chess with motorcycles.
I take Strategema for my adhd
That’s Mississoda learn geology
What happened to Misterssoda?
He is trans and now mississoda
She.
He became she. Burger became soda. Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that hydrogen can turn into helium!
It happens more often than you would think, due to social pressure.
xD
After the civil war completes, Emperor Walz declares the entire nation will now be known as Minnesota in a show of unification to the rest of the world.
No, it’s spelled “Oregun” according to big lifted, pavement princess, diesel covered in decals that just rolled coal in front of me.
😾
Alright fellow Oregonians, grab your torches and pitchforks, we meet at OP’s house tomorrow.
I’ll bring beer
I’ll bring weed
I’ll bring hammocks
I’ll bring those little 8oz cans of Coca-Cola
obamna
SODA!!!
I think I don’t get it.
Mini soda - Minnesota.
= Oregon?
O R E G O N T R A I L
Developed by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium.
YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY
Better than DYED OF DYSENTARY.
Real talk, I have the Oregon Trail video game board game and my wife and I were playing it for the first time and she said “you start first so I know what to do” so I flipped the first card and immediately died of a rattlesnake bite leaving her to play on her own
The transitive property in action: Mini-soda = Minnesota = Oregon
Oregano
I must be OOtL. I got the mini soda to Minnesota allusion but how does Oregon factor into this?
It’s a shitpost, the joke is that it’s the wrong state
That’s what I was missing.
This is the kinda community that requires more than 5 hours of sleep to digest. I know now.
Gah fuck. Should have looked at what sub I was in.
So obvious, not sure why I didn’t see it before!
It’s because they made it up. No one has ever referred to Oregon as a small Minnesota before.
They are stretching the story to fit the truth.
I have learned so much about shitposting from this single post.
i’m not fallin for it i’ve had my wheaties
