Oh god I thought this was like the couch thing, a viral prank or something but no. It’s a real thing trying to make fun of Tim Waltz. God these people are the worst.

This is really fucking weird

Cumservatives

Ewwww— Republicans

Weirdos

Going to be real interesting to see how these cow pokes, cornholers, red necks, and red hats react when Trump loses.

If I walked around with a vial around my neck that said “THIS IS MY JIZZ”, I’d be locked up immediately.

Cum Cup Conservatives.

I’m sure Jesus would approve. (Rwpublicsn Jesus, not that woke one from the Bible)

What couch did they wring that stuff out of?

Cletus: I gots a great idea. Let’s sell little jars with JD Vance’s photo on them and tell people that it’s his semen.

Barney: Oh yes! And sell them in different flavours.

Jed: Of course regular cum tastes terrible. My cousin’s spank has an aftertaste.

Cletus: Wat?

Barney: Maybe pineapple or banana?

Jed: I was thinking vanilla.

Cletus: Wat? It’s not to drink, you dumbasses.

Barney: Ah, just gargle then.

Jed: Don’t see the point of just gargling JD’s baby batter to own the Libs. Ya gots to commit!

Cletus: Hmmmm. Boys, get my two dozen of them little jars and a catalogue on soft furnishings.

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How much of a cuck do you have to be to pose smiling in a photo, your body leaned into your wife’s, while both of you hold a bottle meant to look like another man’s cum and she’s wearing a hat with another man’s name on it?

I think I just had a breakthrough that Trumpism is just a massive cuckold fantasy for these people.

MAGA cum sluts

Yo is this…… real? This has got to be fake right? Right guys? Right………?