- Putin has signed a decree that Russia will welcome foreigners who want to escape Western liberal ideals.
- Applicants may include those from countries unaligned with “Russian spiritual and moral values.”
- The application process has been simplified, and visas will be issued as soon as next month.
Please please please let this be true and all the MAGA’ts move on Russia
On arrival, you will be provided with a military uniform with minimal bloodstains, a rifle from WW2 that may or may not work, and free transportation to the beautiful Russian countryside of Kursk.
And if you don’t like Kursk there are free accommodations at the Gulags.
Conservatives: “Those damn liberal communists.”
Russia: “Hey American Communists that value our ways but aren’t actually communists because we aren’t communists. Bring your pro communist values to our pro communist values in our non communist country.”
Conservatives: “yeah, we will let the communists of America lead America in to communism. While we go to an actual communist country.”
I genuinely don’t know how some of the people on the right have functioning fucking brains.
Russia isn’t communist any more. It’s a Kleptocracy.
Always has been.
The people of Bucha got a taste of the “Russian spiritual and moral values” and we will not forget!
I need to find the most liberal and decadent of these western places so I can make sure to stay away from it. Certainly not the US I can say.
Gogogogo. Let’s fund their plane tickets with taxes! Make this as easy as possible.
In Russia, military joins YOU.
As a western liberal, I would feel so owned if conservatives started heading over to Russia en masse. Just the thought of not being able to convert their children into Satanic, transgender bisexuals and forcing abortions on them makes me want to puke. Please stay, stop, don’t go.
I’m reminded of Obama winning the 2012 election and a bunch of troll conservatives bombarding the “We The People” petition website with requests to secede from the country
I get your point, but if anyone goes over there, they’re bringing their underage children, and those children will likely suffer. So, I’d rather them stay and be safe than be right and have them suffer. I don’t wish ill on those hateful people, for the most part, I wish them a clear view of the social, political, and economic landscapes.
Now, the people who intentionally hatemonger for profit, like Alex Jones, I would not be sad if they met an untimely fate.
This is also just an attempt to shore up demographics after losing THOUSANDS of men against Ukraine, and a good chunk of Russian nationals simply fleeing the country to avoid conscription. So you don’t get a nice apartment in Moscow or St Petersburg, you get a little hovel out in Siberia and all the farmland you could want.
you get a little hovel out in Siberia and all the farmland you could want.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Spoon in underwear at the airport, kids, if you think your parents might be trafficking you to another country and you don’t want to go.
Ok…I get the spoon would set off the scanner. I get you’d need a strip search…but I’m not getting how having a TSA agent finger your butthole to find a spoon would help.
Uh, that’s not exactly what happens when the metal detector goes off but it gives you an opportunity to talk with someone without your parents around. TSA isn’t police, but hopefully they can contact police.
That said, parents do get a pretty strong say in where they take their minor children.
Tsa don’t take minors into a private room away from their parents
When did I say anything about a private room? You get a few feet of separation from your parents and a different adult to talk to for a moment. That may be enough of an opportunity.
They don’t need a strip search to see you have a spoon in your underwear with the scanners they use these days. They can tell what kind of genitals you have in your underwear and which way it’s tucked (at least they are technically capable of showing that, they might have pulled back from that due to the backlash about how much they could see). Spoon in the underwear is a specific signal to let authorities know someone is being trafficked and can apply to sex trafficking or kids being brought to countries where they can be married off into an arranged marriage. Not sure how it would work if the parents want to emigrate to Russia. Also not sure how thoroughly they block the arranged marriage thing if both parents are on board.
Conservatives grew up loving western liberalism and were later told to hate it. Kids brought over there will flip flop and rebel just like their parents did.
Yes, but that kind of rebellion is even more dangerous there.
I’ll buy them plane tickets if they need help getting the hell out of my country
Would be great if some of them ended up in the Russian Gulag
Oh no think of all the taxes they suddenly won’t be paying.
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I think this is an invite for all magas.
One can only hope
s/magas/tankies/
Ok ok, just imagine that, Trump loses, moves to Russia and then since Putin has no use for him anymore he sends him to the front line!
Nah, Trump is incredibly useful as a mouthpiece even if he loses, he’s got MILLIONS of people who hang on his every word, globally now. They’ll do him like they did Assange and simply trot him out whenever they need to justify something, have him rant and rave about “the decadent liberal west”, and when he’s no longer useful, they’ll find a nice pool for him to drown in or something.
Let’s see his bone spurs get him out of that one
Ooh yeah send all of em over to Russia to align with their spiritual and moral values. Especially the ones who “I would’ve been locked out of the Marines during boot because I’d have punched the drill sergeant” types and see what happens when they get conscripted.
Thank you Putin for taking out the garbage! Trump too if you please!
Godspeed, fellow western patriots emigrating to Russia!
Bet the intelligence agencies will label anyone who takes up on Putin’s offer as a foreign agent when they return home.
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Wait until they find they don’t have 2nd amendment rights there
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If they’re allowed to return home…
