• Risk@feddit.uk
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    5 months ago

    IT’S OKAY BROTHER, YOU ARE PROBABLY JUST A HORSESHOE CRAB. THE PACK DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE SO LONG AS YOU CAN CRANK YOUR TINY CRAB HOG.

  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    YOU NEED TO PUT YOUR PISS IN YOUR BOOD, YOUR BLOOD IN YOUR SHIT, AND YOUR SHIT IN YOUR PISS.

    TO DO THAT CRANK YOUR HOG THREE TIMES. THEN CALL ME IN THE MORNING WE’LL CRANK OUR HOGS TOGETHER.

  • Placid@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    I THINK YOU NEED TO RIDE YUOR HOG TO ANOTHER DOCTOR FOR A SECOND OPINION BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS BADASS!!