All the other kids with the pumped-up kicks
Please owner, I seek death. Release me from my torment and… Oh fuck is that the wind? barks uncontrollably
Brewing beer and baseline jumping off building’s as your bros cheer you on. Apparently friar’s where the precursors to frat bros.
The Nelson’s are about to find out…
That their son used an entire bottle of Elmer’s glue and now sleeps face down to keep that mohawk standing up. They’ll spend time understanding his interests because they love him very much.
Gotta lick the wrapper after you slide them off.
Googly eyes on a puppet.
Hard truth for folks to understand is people actually fuck because it’s fun and a healthy part of a relationship.
This is what happens when you have no alternatives left to manage accidents and don’t want to live like a nun or monk.
Good, nothing is exclusive because of when you were born.
Next up “donor” patches for clothing, donor branded shoes, and donor outfits. Have our state officials look like NASCAR.
Despite all my rage, I’m still just a tank in a cage.
Cheddar than most ideas.
The Shrek paradox
This is horrible, but also not surprising. I bought a candy bar there once that expired 2 years earlier. I’m sure their inventory control is non existent.
Also, I feel like no one in power to do anything cares anymore. Lead poisoning children and giving them debilitating illnesses later in life “meh”. Policies are written based on if the policy maker can outlive problem and it does not directly effect them.
Love some Terry Pratchett