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Being drunk isn’t an excuse to be a shitty person.
It’s the cause :D
Haha I get so quirky when I’m drunk. The other night I broke into a small store and set it on fire. Tequila am I right?
All the best drinking stories contain the phrase “and then we started drinking tequilla…”
Fun fact! This exact joke is how fast travel works in the bonkers game Sunset Overdrive!
Shoutout to the people who get blackout drunk all the time and have never been arrested!