I will say that one example for all is Abba’s “Mamma Mia” which I interpreted the beginning of chorus “Mamma mia, we are collagen” and the beginning of the second part of it “He’ll something broken hardly”. Don’t ask past me why I had to make it about intercellular matrix.
Blinded by the light . To me it always just sounds like he is saying dressed up like a douche , I can’t even remember what the actual lyrics are.
I always hear “ripped up like a douche”
I always heard wrapped up like a douche another roamer in the night
Revved up like a Deuce, another runner in the night.
There’s a bathroom on the right
I’ll never leave your pizza burnin
“Radio night, here I come”
instead of
“Ready or not, here I come”
I thought they were saying butt stains on the carpet in smooth criminal by alien ant farm.
My wife thought it was
“All we are is ducks in the wind”
-dust in the wind
This is just delightful.
Ariana Grande - Thank You, Next: “Bacon, Eggs”
Digimon
Digital Monsters
Digimon Garlic Champions
“I’m blue, da ba de da ba die…”
“I’m blue, I would beat off a guy…”
You’ll hear that every time now, you’re welcome.
Head Automatica - The Razor
Yeah, yeah!
I put a sausage in your little ha-aand!
Shower the horse, ya bum.
(Ciao adios - Anne Marie)
Take a walk, to the post office. Don’t stop til you get enough.
Big ol’ Jed left a light on
The Wham song Careless Whisper, I thought it was “filthy feet and I got no river” for the longest time.
I’m suddenly feeling revved up like a douche.
My favourite mondegreen: ‘Living like a lover with a red iPhone’ from pour some sugar on me, released 20 years before Apple’s first iPhone was released.
The real lyric is apparently ‘radar phone’, whatever that is.
I believe you are looking for this