Oh no, not again.
Took me a moment ;-)
Where is the flower pot?
Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?
They became inseparable.
It’s pretty fucking tiny on my phone.
That’s a big ass map of the Us
To scale though. You can tell because Oklahoma is the armpit along with Arizona…
How did they get a whale out there in space?
Infinite improbability drive usually
Oh no, not again
“I wonder if it’ll be friends with me?”
The Parable of the Petunias is one of my favorite religious stories
Scotty beamed them up
Had to bring one in a time machine to make the aliens happy
Ah yes, that ol’ Disneyland Main Street trick, forced perspective.
Sauce?
I math in banana’s
Still not quite as big as your mom.
What is this, a country for ants?
Looking good OP’s mom
If the whale is closer to the camera than America, doesn’t that mean that it’s still to scale but has a warped perspective?
Whales don’t have scales 😉
But they do have tails
Imagine how massive the camera that took that picture is!
That’s not how cameras work. It could also simply be normal-size camera very far away.
With a good depth of field!
Holy shit the US is tiny af lol it’s barely bigger than a whale