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Also, If I were a single notable billionaire I’d probably do EXACTLY THAT TOO.
Gold diggers are the norm when you have Platinum cash.
When i was young and hang out in skateparks, there were always some guys with dissolving shoes, crappy boards and dirty clothing that would absolutely rip the skatepark. I always wondered if i’d ever get so good that i can skate around looking like “that”… because my raw skill would carry me.
I would probably do the same as a billionaire. There would be no reason for me to look “nice” if i didn’t feel like it. People would pretend that i look great anyway.
Silly girl thought he was a lowly multi billionaire
Probably because the plastic surgery of her face is so tight she cant see any clear pictures anymore
Botox Barbie?
Yes, and?
bad
Looks like a bee stung her lip.
My friend describes plastic surgery as grabbing the back of the face and stretching it really tight then using a baggie clip to hold it there Like that one episode of the Simpsons where Homer lost a ton of weight and had to deal with the stretched skin
Thats basicly what they do with a face lift
One has skin way too loose for his face and another has it way too tight. Amazing
that’s the face of a guy who surrounds himself with people he pays to tell him he doesn’t look like a gone-horribly-wrong high school science experiment involving bumphead parrotfish and hydrofluoric acid
Lol at the comments talking about how awful she looks. The shallowness aside, I’d be very happy to have a girlfriend who looked like that.
Not me, she paid money to make her face look like THAT, GROSS. No way I would want to date someone that was so modded up, I’m sure her personality doesn’t reflect it AT ALL. Not saying single me wouldn’t have open to a hookup but I could never be in a relationship with someone that vain.
Hey, no one says you have to marry her 🤷.
how you gonna be a billionaire and still use a bowl for your hair
go to a damn barber
hard to make that flesh sack look good, but it could be better
maybe he thinks it makes him look younger. or maybe his crush once complimented him on it and he’s hoping to run into her again. or maybe he has FUCK YOU money on a astronomic scale and he knows nobody will bust his balls to his face, so its a flex. hopefully there isn’t a rat tail in back.
Honestly he’d probably look better if he just shaved.
It’s also pretty cheap to keep up a shave, or so I hair
You don’t become a billionaire by spending all your money
But fr tho that hair is wrecked
Yeah! You become a billionaire by disproportionately profiting off the backs of people you exploit!
Also, a ton of other unethical and sociopathic tactics!
If I was a billionaire I would have a trainer, a chef, and a stylist.
So are we only standing up against body shaming for ugly people? We’re okay shitting on attractive people that might have had cosmetic work done? Are we a bunch of hypocrites that stand for nothing and only react when our own feelings are hurt?
Boo Lemmy. Y’all can do better.
The rule is not to punch down. When someone is a billionaire morning is off the table.
I can generally agree with that if it’s something someone can’t change. However: fuck billionaires
Exactly! Like body shaming fat people because they have no say in the matter.
We shouldn’t make jokes at their expanse.
I’m totally puzzled as to why people say she looks bad. She looks great to me. I can’t identify any cosmetic surgery other than maybe a bit of lip filler, and that isn’t even very much.
Some Lemmy users must have incredibly high standards or have supermodel girlfriends.
I don’t think a group of FOSS Linux bros are having supermodel girlfriends lol, but anyway…
I’m not even puzzled as to why people think she looks bad. I’m puzzled as to why people think anything about her looks at all.
Seems some people here are projecting their insecurities.
I don’t even care, either. I just hate hypocrites. Don’t throw stones from glass houses.
I don’t even care, either. I just hate hypocrites. Don’t throw stones from glass houses.
I got a post in https://sh.itjust.works/c/funny deleted because of body shaming… but I guess billionaire shaming is just fine.
I mean, yeah. People can be fat, skinny, tall, short, all that stuff but to be a billionaire you’ve got to willingly horde the wealth of people who you think are lesser than yourself, so fuck them.
No, they’re just stuck up and frustrated.
Yeah, why does humor exist anyway 🤔…
Mu real concern is that you have more upvotes than downvotes.
No, this is clearly laziness on his part. He has all the time and money needed to get a decent haircut, eat well, and do a little exercise, but simply doesn’t. He has no real obligations to get in the way. His ugliness is nothing but compounding character flaws.
What business have a man, an elf and a dwarf in the Raidersmark?
Billionaire: gimme the friar cut
Barber: got you fam
Just kidding he probably cuts it himself with a bowl to save a few bucks
no he goes to a barber, same one for like his whole life or something
The state of modern journalism, folks.
I mean… a meme shitpost is pretty far off from modern journalism.
Let’s be honest, this could be tweeted and then written about by the NYPost
They look like terrible plastic caricatures of humanity
Just crunched some numbers. This dude is worth 2.3 billion. If he spent HALF of his money on $100 haircuts, he could afford 11.5 million haircuts.
If he got a haircut every minute, it would take almost 22 years to get that many haircuts.
Looking at his current one, I think they can do 2 of them every minute.
Honestly, one hair getting cut per minute seems pretty slow.
And paying $100 each seems high, but who am I to question the whims of the rich.
Maybe they got confused and are getting one rabbit shaved per minute. The logistics there seem more reasonable if your hare is moderately cooperative.
edit: corrected an autocorrect which rendered useless an already silly pun.
You know who has a haircut like that? People who are surrounded by nothing but sycophants and yes-men who never give a true and unsolicited opinion like “Dude, you look like your mom whipped out a flowbee and a bowl?”
You know who has a haircut like that?
Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber?
You’d be surprised. Marks hairdresser is on the record saying she’s tried to talk him into literally any other haircut
My first question is: What the fuck is your hair?
Dude isn’t going to have billions if he pays for haircuts
TbF I also haven’t heard of the raidersmark Davis. With that haircut I would have assumed probably not a billionaire and it’s a pretty good smile.
Yeah there is a chance, albeit small, that he paid another person to do that to his hair on purpose, which is crazy, but just the right kind of crazy for a billionaire.
There are probably no straight shooters around you for miles with this kind of money. Everyone tells him he looks great. I bet no one ever has said, “bro, you trippin’?” to this guy. Sometimes we need that.
Do you think it’s pronounced raiders-mark, or raider-smark? Ugh, if I meet him I’ll just guess and then mis-accent billionaire to see if I can pass it off as a joke.
