Killing a two-headed squirrel near Mt Rainier.

Figure out a way to burn it completely and cleanly. Infinite power.
But I guess it depends on how long it takes to magic out of thin air.
If I could do millions per second, I might be able to get some time off. If it was 1 per second, then not really viable.
Although would add carbon to the environment (as opposed to unlocking millennia old carbon).

So, feed those that need fed. I guess

Search up “ratatouille modern warfare”

There’s a French Toast restaurant near me. Maybe I could cut a deal with them, or just open a food truck.

Become a French toast master

I could make a bunch of Runescape players very happy, I guess.

I become king of Dad Jokes.

-Dream transition effect-

-Clears throat to someone-

What do you do after getting your groceries?

-summons baguette-

You baguette !

🥖

Unlimited garlic bread, yay!

I don’t use it for personal gain.

I give away infinite free bread, and get arrested and jailed forever.

Do my thing while standing by the microwave, that magical box which turns slightly stale bread into hot steamy fresh bread again.

I could probably get a job at either of my local grocery store bakery departments with that.

I challenge Karl, King of Ducks, for his crown.

No more giving money to homeless people. You get a stale baguette. Best of luck to you.

I’d make a fuckload of croutons

Baguettes just dump out of Trumps butt whenever he makes a public appearance