Murphy’s Razor is the silliest.

It should be “Anything that can be simple will not be.”

A high effort shitpost? That’s a rare gem that is.

ignoring Chekov’s Gun as a writer is my favorite past time

I would prefer Murphy’s cat: “Any time there’s a cat, it will make something go wrong.”

And Murphy’s razor: “The simplest problem is probably the one that happens.”

murphy’s gun sounds like a pretty good piece of firearm safety advice.