I had decided to make my final decision today at 3PM based on the input I got from co Lemmyites like yourselves. The overwhelming response was “it’s an elephant” which of course is the correct answer. So I will be having a large vodka on the rocks.

that’s it??? You are not going to tell us what followed sexually?

If you are going to put her face aside for your decision, then what is your next go to? Her tits or ass?

Very logical approach. Maybe even open mouth kiss them. A mouth has to have more germs in it than a pussy

Thinking back if I every licked the pussy or asshole of a girl who I didn’t find attractive

They mostly live in Africa. Some in India too

Surprised that you were able to come up with that considering how the black line obscured part of him

Same concept applies in sales. The way you phrase the question can help get the answer that you want

Yes and you would die rather quickly

Trying to figure out what kind of “rules” apply to posting a picture of a girl bent over exposing both of her holes

After a week, the clinic would say, “not you again”

I have found the same thing. Which always makes me wonder why be part of a group if you are not going to follow the group rules

I’ll have customers on the phone ask me a question. The definite answer is “No, we can’t do that” Yet they will go onto to ask the same question over and over again expecting a different answer. I would never do it, but always want to say, “So how many times do you intend to ask me the same fucking question before you understand No.”

I know you meant god and not good and I agree with you

How about something that is NOT a joke. If you are a Catholic you only have sex when you are married. You only have sex to recreate. You never have sex that does not end with the man injecting his sperm into his wife’s vagina.

So what this means is any type of contraception is forbidden. Forget anal sex. Forget blow jobs and swallowing. Forget your wife is really not into it but willing to give you a quick suck and finish you off by hand.

There are many who say they are Catholics but I have no idea how many actually follow these rules. But they are the rules and as absurd as they sound the clergy still defend them.