Dollar Tree to their Single Underpaid Employee that is forced to run every Dollar Tree store in the country: “hey can you recall those applesauces contaminated with lead tnx bestie <3” Dollar Tree Employee (singular):
Its an old format for sure, but i live for the vitriolic spite it represents
Im laughing way too hard at Hogwart (singular)
These are fun to make
The Wizard Council (long may they live) has decided that it is fine so long as it isn’t also cast with the Mend Buttcrack spell, as both spells are too destructive when used in tandem. I mean, I see where they’re coming from, but it’s far from the only spells that are strong when cast together, so I think they’re probably just responding to the current Wizard meta tbh (you didn’t hear it from me though).
Curses! A counterspell!
Wizard war wizard war
a taste of my power
Toxoplasmosis is great and all but would you rather enjoy lil cat guys or have wet ass socks smh
Almost certainly, but sherpaing is also one of the only well-paying jobs in the region. If you want people to stop being desperate for a livable income there needs to be alternatives.
That absolutely reads like the author was fucking blasted
If you were a character in a book, you’d be my favorite character. Please take this as a compliment.
I’ve been playing it again. Really enjoying the update!