I have no idea what I mean but your reply made me realize I really want raisin jam to be a thing…

Oooh gay kill me harder daddy

Meth sprinkled celery would be quite a reinventing of the traditional ‘ants on a log’ recipe, anyway

What happened to his crusty ass since the bout of freezing anyway? GOP shove him in a corner out of view?

Scheiße

Wait, if you didn’t have her number how else were you gonna ask her out than in person??

That’s actually a fair point but then loser butthurt extremists will probably just attack random targets (like they already have many times) because someone’s gotta pay for the offense caused.

1. Yogurt (strawberry) and granola
2. Beef pot pie (frozen)
3. Beer

*Snack: also beer

Honestly not a bad set for some foot shots. Slightly damp sand squishing between the little piggy’s, and all that…

Hear me out: toothpick drawer.

Eat some corn on the cob? Open up the toothpick drawer and get those cracks clean!

Need to test the cake is done? Open up the toothpick drawer and stab away!

Toothpick drawer™️

Excuse me, are you me?! Being an uninteresting introvert and guilty for it is my spirit animal anyway…

I’m not usually a soggy food fan, but Rice Chex are an absolute delight when they have time to marinate in the milk for a few 🤌

I would love to stop seeing posts in other languages pop up in my feed constantly - just some type of feature to help organize the languages of each instance a bit better.

Don’t be afraid to block instances if you would like to see less politics and doom scrolling. I listen to NPR and read my local news, so I don’t need to see all that here as well. I just want gratuitous memes and good convos about nothing important with internet strangers.