pls merge me daddy 🥺
I need to sleep
pls merge me daddy 🥺
I need to sleep
At least you know you’ll be doing it by bicycle 🚲
Try these gems:
It’s not normalized and it is madness
You’re too kind and thank you, here’s actual future footage of me moving to Europe (or new Zealand):
If I have a heart attack, I’ll be calling an uber first
Now it looks like cars have early access periods
Who knew Mike Judge was the real prophet all along
Ah, one of the prerequisites for creating our future Idiocracy
When my parents bought me the physical edition of Half-Life 2 when I was a kid, I was absolutely gutted that I needed an internet connection to play the game because it wanted to install Steam. We lived in a rural area without Internet so I simply just couldn’t play it at all :(
Cool aunts are just as important
Won’t somebody think of the television program copyright owners??
A DWI is just a less severe DUI
What a rude and typical European thing to say. You know that there are as many idiots in Europe as there are in the states, right?
Yep, she’s still unfortunately a bastard, sorry to say
https://www.un.org/en/genocideprevention/war-crimes.shtml