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Cake day: July 26th, 2023

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  • I guess this was all said in Newspeak then:

    Now they’ll say all these stories are terrible. Well, these stories have, you know, you heard my story in the boat with the shark, right? I got killed on that. They thought I was rambling. I’m not rambling. We can’t get the boat to float. The battery is so heavy. So then I start talking about asking questions. You know, I have an, I had an uncle who was a great professor at MIT for many years, long, I think the longest tenure ever. Very smart, had three different degrees and you know, so I have an aptitude for things. You know, there is such a thing as an aptitude. I said, well, what would happen if this boat is so heavy and started to sink and you’re on the top of the boat. Do you get electrocuted or not? In other words, the boat is going down and you’re on the top, will the electric currents flow through the water and wipe you out? And let’s say there’s a shark about 10 yards over there. Would I have to immediately abandon or could I ride the electric down and he said, sir, nobody’s ever asked us that question. But sir, I don’t know. I said, well, I want to know because I guarantee you one thing, I don’t care what happens. I’m staying with the electric, I’m not getting over with it. So I tell that story. And the fake news they go, he told this crazy story with electric. It’s actually not crazy. It’s sort of a smart story, right? Sort of like, you know, it’s like the snake, it’s a smart when you, you figure what you’re leaving in, right? You’re bringing it in the, you know, the snake, right? The snake and the snake. I tell that and they do the same thing.

    ~Orange Turd 22 June 24… Double Plus Good!







  • It pisses me of that these men and women have to hide and continue to live in fear and anxiety after giving so much to this country because a few fake christian self righteous snowflake zealots who never served a day in their useless lives have a personal problem that they cant come to terms with.

    I was in for a long time (before and during the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell era) and was stationed with, and more importantly friends with quite a few mostly-secretly, semi-openly and a few “I’m gay and I fucking dare you to do anything about it” types and the only demographic (snowflakes) who seemed to have problems with it were/are the I woulda served but… (insert bullshit excuse here) “patriots”. I’ll take one gay vet over 100 super/false patriots any day.

    Fair Winds And Following Seas from an old Destroyer Escort Sailor to you Colonel Ryan