An update borked my eufi setup last year, good riddance, Microsoft.

Father Apple protects us from all wickedness , including autonomy and any choice unconsidered by Him, mhm.

I guess you just dropped out the womb or something little fella. Welcome to Earth. Boy was that one term, twice impeached idiot a doozy be glad you missed it.

May their birthday cakes be as bland as their souls.

Too ambiguous- bottoms are kings.

To spoil his legacy like this, he must be so ashamed.

… for being mentally ill and throwing his bible in the trash. Glad they ain’t seen what I’ve been doin in my hotel room to every bible I’ve come across, mhm.

We’re sexless and afraid.

Trying to hang Pence ought to be a strong contender.