Bring in the interns?

Or, believe it or not, both.

Probably not anymore

Ok.

Fair.

The lack of standards path of course.

Remember, the GOP is the party of “rules for their not for me.” That clearly implies that even if they aren’t loyal, they probably think they were loyal enough.

“Clean out that whole thing.”

He doesn’t even pretend it’s something other than ethnic cleansing. Just literally “clean out” the Palestinians.

And we’re powerless to stop him.

Ok so this one just isn’t fair.

Two possibilities end up with me dead, two end up with millions dead, and one ends up with me being unemployed.

Sorry not sorry Team A and B, sacrifices must be made.

They are literally pulling a Hitler/Putin. What the actual fuck. Have people in the party say things that that your opponents agree with just to give the illusion that the ruler is fair and has a wide variety of view points to consider.

This administration needs to be over last Monday.

But to me, that says you’re attracted to more than just a face.

And now you have me wondering if one of the reasons I can’t find myself attractive is because I don’t know how to describe what is attractive.

I would say I like thinner women. But that’s not true, there are plenty of women I’ve found attractive that no one would describe as thin. I can tell you that there’s a difference between attractive faces, and I could tell you that it’s always faces that appear to be women to me, but I can’t prove they are just based on a face. And then when you put a face on a body, Body A with Face A may be attractive, but Body B with Face A is not. But Body C might be attractive with most faces. And that’s just one layer of just appearance. Person A could look great in a swimsuit, but as soon as it comes off the attraction changes.

And of course don’t get me started on how that changes if they open their mouths and start telling me about how the position of the planets means something

I’m way behind on the hardware at this point.

Are you saying that AMD is moving toward an FPGA chip on GPU products?

While I see the appeal - that’s going to dramatically increase cost to the end user.

Like treasure Island or Christmas Carol?

I can’t get it to work in my head. I’d love it. But so far I know Kermit and Ms. piggy as Paul and Chani.

Sam Eagle for Leto? Pepe would be great as Feyd-Ratha? Idk.

I want it to work badly, but I can’t do it in my head.

Bless the Maker and all His Water. Bless the coming and going of Him, May His passing cleanse the world. May He keep the world for his people.

About how far away is that plane from that hill over there off the tarmac?

Just looks like a good view y’know.

“But he’s not a Nazi.”

No, this is literally what the Nazis would do. Now Trump’s paramilitary can take care of the rest. Exactly like the Nazis would.

There is no safety in a totalitarian regime.

What the hell, I had no idea. I heard nothing.

Now everyone will hear something.

Look, yes, I’m pale, but I prefer the term “Monitor Tan”.

Ok that makes sense, but opens up more questions.

Is blonde hair using it to insult brown hair? Is blonde hair communicating the desire to penetrate brown hair? Is brown hair actually a bottom? How does blonde hair actually penetrate brown hair, if at first glance blonde is a woman? Is this a BDSM thing?

I feel so out of the loop

Ok, clearly the joke isn’t aimed at me, and I get the “use your words part” that’s pretty funny. But I don’t get the “I don’t speak bottom”

I’m not a doctor, but something just hit me.

We use soap when washing to remove debris and microbes from our skin, largely to prevent infection and illness.

Presumably, the same idea is applied to hair. However, a single strand of hair has an absolute crap load of nooks and crannies for microbes to live in.

Sebum, the waxy substance that makes our hair and skin “oily” is a defense mechanism against microbes by creating a sealed surface (though some types break it down and create odors). Soaps denaturize this substance, and then rinsing it off removes this protection.

This sort of says to me that this guy also highlighted a question of mine I’ve wondered. Without a specific need to disinfect hair, or remove the built up odor, why the fuck would we want to destroy that wax we evolved to protect our hair?