I wish he’d go to Mexico and run his mouth.

That debt and no real direction in life was why I dropped out before it became insurmountable.

It does me less harm for the debt to be forgiven than pursued.

Vatnik Jesus?

This is the bad place?

My preferred response to this is, “Entropy. The eventually and unstoppable heat death of the universe where none of this matters is the reason.”

Instead of deleting everything, edit it to sometime else. Quick brown fox that shit.

Sorry. I had to work.

The fear of being unable to protect one’s self and family as one ages.

For an alleged advanced species, the lizard people have shit skin suit technology.

You think that will stop him from running or someone from rolling him out like Barron Harkonnen?

Do you ever have sex without protection because the other person looks “clean”?

…oke

He’ll take the slap on the wrist and get elected to Congress in the town next door.

In eighth grade I got into an argument on the bus, precursor to the Internet, with a kid about my ignorance of sex. He drew a picture of a diaphragm and ridiculed me for not knowing what it was.

What was that? Aiding and abetting America’s enemies?

Needs more slurring and made up words. I give it a B-.

Basic bitches at least get the fundamentals right.

We only send the best to space.

As I learned from Heinlein, you treat others with respect in a vacuum. Especially if there’s an airlock nearby.

You’d think they’d at least offer him tea first.