Bigfoot doesn’t seem so bad.
This guy seems like he’s up to no good though.
Ah, fig boot
That’s definitely a bad idea to invite them to tea:
- They know you saw them
- They’ve got permission to enter you house
- You are giving them food!!
It sound like a recipe to get your daughter stolen from you, or to have your house falling down on your head, or losing your mind or straight being skinned you and your family.
Carefully go back so they don’t know you saw them.
Do not ever speak to this to anyone, not to your parent, your neighbour, your child not to your SO, not on the internet or your diary and lets hope you don’t speak in your dream.Damn that’s intense.
Wait until you learn about Japanese yokai…
Translation: War it shall be, then
How about Australian cryptids?
Most of them were killed by the non-cryptid wildlife.
Hmm… Tell me more.
Waiting patiently for this one. About to hear about leprechauns with bloody 8 legs and a pint of blood from the last person to go walkabout.
Well, I’m waiting cause “They’re ugly and kill people” won’t be enough. You started it, you finished. What are they named? Where are there living? How could you meet them? And how would they kill you?
Drop bears?
I keep trying to make friends with skinwalkers but they run away when I try to hug them.
Someone didn’t play the Witcher
That’s why they say God Bless America
This stereotype is just based on Europeans exoticising native American culture
Yeah exactly, the cryptids are kind but they hate colonizers
Americans with Cryptids:
European Crypitids
How europeans deals with them
The only thing I vividly remember from this movie is the pretty lady just about sitting on Hugh Jackmans face.
I love this movie. It’s probably one of my favorite schlock fantasy movies. The casting was way better than it had any right to be - Hugh Jackman, sure, but Kate Beckinsale? Well, I guess she was fresh off Underworld, so she was still in that headspace. And Richard Roxburgh doing the perfect amount of scene-chewing for the villain… introducing himself properly as Vladislaus Draculea… and the opening scene, shot just like a 1920s Universal monster movie! I legitimately think it’s the closest we’ll ever get to a live action Castlevania. I could go on, but I’ll spare you. Might be time for a rewatch.
The sets, the wardrobe, the direction, the acting. All of it is so good without taking itself too seriously. It’s from the same director of the (good) Mummy movies, so go figure
Nipple tassels?
Waaay classier
It’s been so long since I read Manly Guys. Time for a re-read from the beginning.
MOTHMAN MOTHMAN
Brazilians with our cryptids:
Which one is the Brazilian?
The chick, in this context.
The Boto-cor-de-rosa, or river dolphin, is a real animal
But the cryptid of the same name is a river dolphin that is actually a shapeshifting trickster, who will turn himself into an attractive man (often depicted wearing a fancy hat to cover the blowhole atop his head) and seduce and bang women.
I was joking but this was actually very interesting. Thanks!
M14 with what looks like a 10 round mag using a cheap 10x60 optic? You are most likely a Californian or Canadian using an ineffective firearm against cryptids.
Real Americans use a drum fed semi-auto-shotgun loaded P++ .50 caliber deer slugs or a 30.06 cal AR-10 with 25 round mag using a magnified Trijicon optic.
10 round mag? That’s the stock 20 my dude
That looks too small to pack 20rds of .308cal, so if it’s a .556mm/223cal it’s still insufficient to kill any cryptid.