I could put soooo many beans in one of those.
Popularize this fashion until everyone’s doing it. Then everyone can smuggle all the chicken they want anywhere they want without being suspected. Personally though I’m putting fried chicken in mine.
Normalise fried chicken cologne as well
We tried, but then VW had to go and blow it.
Is No.11 your scent as well?
https://www.fastfoodclub.com/p/kfc-launched-bbq-cologne-and-sells-out-instantly/
The real Buckethead
there will be dogs
For some, this is a plus.
You could smuggle in an entire watermelon with that hat, dang
I don’t know if this just caught me at the right time or what but I don’t think I’ve ever cried laughing at a meme before. Thanks!
It’s her expression that gets me
It’s such a brilliant expression, the cheeky smirk and eyes full of glee. Zendaya knows something and is relishing the fact that everyone else doesn’t.
Yes, she knows there’s a chicken in there. She’s just unaware that a select few of us are onto her.
The expression of someone who has just farted but knows no one will ever suspect her?
I’ve walked into a regal cinema with twizzlers and a water bottle many times before. They do not care.
i feel like a hot rotisserie chicken is a different ball game
Hard to care when not paid enough.
I googled it and the one by me pay fairly well for the area and they often hire disabled workers.
Nice, it should be even easier to sneak a chicken past a guy in a wheelchair.
The usher taking tickets is more concerned about hooking up with the girl working concessions than anything you got in your pocket
Source: used to be that teenager
Penis
Epic
My thoughts, exactly 😌
I’d hate to sit behind this person.
It’s a lot of chicken. I bet she would share.
Alas, I’m not into chicken, let alone head chicken.
Have you ever even tried head chicken?
I once duct taped a pizza to the inside of my jacket to smuggle it into a theatre
How did that turn out
The girl I was going to the movie with thought it was hilarious, so it got me laid.
The pizza was from Little Caesars, so it wasn’t really any worse after being sideways for a while
Fuckin cool, dude
Really probably one of my best moments as far as sexual conquests go, the other was when I made pancakes well enough that it was apparently a turn-on for her.
I got laid with pancakes!
So far I’m sensing a food related theme with your sexual conquests
You should have opened the box and taped the pizza down.
That would have been smart, but at the time ‘funny’ was more important than ‘effective’, and again, it was a Little Caesars pizza; it was not significantly harmed by being sideways for 20 minutes
Dude think about it – do you really want to eat pizza that’s been duct taped to the box? I was also working the funny. We only recently learned that you could glue it.
Well, again, it’s Little Caesars; duct tape also would not impact the quality of the pizza.
…are you from somewhere that doesn’t have Little Caesars? If so, understand: their pizza is best described as ‘edible’
their pizza box is not the only thing that looks to be made of cardboard
Legit did the drunk couple act with my GF once to smuggle her favorite candies into the theater for a movie date
Just had so much shit that it was sticking out even on my deep pocket pea-coat
drunk couple act
genuinely curious what this is
Stuff contraband in pockets of opposite sides facing in if you stand side to side, pretend to be leaning on each other as you walk in with goodies well concealed.
Woman looks like Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome
I bet he’s secretly smuggling chicken as well.
He smuggles the entire poultry industry
Cargo pants and Chinese takeout
This is so hilarious.
Nah. That’s an entire air fryer in there.
My fiancee: that hat is too big for her head.
Me: did you even read the caption?
It’s obviously too small for two rotisserie chickens
Could fit more than a couple of roast quail though
How many roast quails can fit in a rotisserie chicken?
I think we’re still selling ourselves short here!
If she didn’t bring a rotisserie chicken, that hat is definitely too big. But if she thought of bringing one, her brain is so large that it wouldn’t leave any room for the chicken.
That hat is a real Catch 22.