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Cake day: December 11th, 2023

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  • Any one left not believing in science first that would like to believe in gods, have I got a religion for you!.. I haven’t figured out all the details yet but we are efficient. We’ll be using the last copy of pacbell’s phone book. Incredibly most people who perished that year actually had their names mysteriously listed in that oh so great book. And finally, but most importantly, we can set up automatic withdrawal for your monthly, tax deductable, donation. If you want to bring up saint and shit, we’re pretty much open to that. St. Steve for example helps us with programming bugs. Slowly he’s getting used to python miracles. St. Bob will get you neighbors with tools to borrow from. St. Jessica will make you popular in school. And Saint Alina of the mysterious vajayjay will indeed find you that man of your dreams. So long as your account is engaged, you got nothing to fear. We got no hell or Devil in our religion. Just normal shit like that stupid stop light that takes forever to change or the homeless guy who might use your money to buy drugs so you can’t decide if you should give him money or not.