I’m curious
Where’s the third option where I decapitate both?
Ehhhh I’ll save the donkey, use it to pull out the woman, and then no sexual favors will happen. They’re both gonna be carrying some shit though, free labor.
Fuck it, i’ll save her…might clear some things up lol
Making a link between zoophilia and sexual relationships with a queer person, how original!
Lemmy keeps pushing transphobic jokes to the top. It’s slithly concerning.
Slithly
I think this typo has potential.
Drink more, then wake up with a nasty hangover, and think about how you should’ve hydrated while drinking.
Water is the universal solvent.
Help them save each other, watch the donkey suck her off.
This is the only acceptable answer
\3. Ride the Shai-Hulud to destiny.
Choose the first one, a talking donkey
Go back to guarding Princess Fiona.
is this the spiritual successor to the bear man thing?
I mean it’s not every day I meet a talking donkey. So
What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?
Donkeys don’t drink coffee.
That’s more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.
You might be taking the internet too seriously
You might take me too seriously
Seriously might be taking too internet
Might seriously taking me, too
But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So
But the human will let you suck her dick. So
Yeah, but I’ve already done that. So
You busy tonight? So
I learned I’m not into that. So
Unprocessed salami?
sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit
rascals
How is this a regular occurrence? Are they factory farming donkeys alongside cows for some reason? That would have no profit motive and I don’t think you’re talking about when a family farm’s donkey dies and they sell it to be used in dog food, so I’m honestly interested in how this has become such a widespread practice.
Really expensive salami is often made from horse or donkey
horse maybe, but donkey? they’re very specifically working creatures and using them for anything other than pet food wouldn’t make sense.
I have yet to meet the random animal that I dislike more than the average human.
Rarified salami, hahaha, that got a good chuckle out of me
Looks like an elf to me!
But this “unprocessed salami” can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it’s an easy pick.
Let me see the human from the back
Depends on if you’re a tits or an ass guy, I guess?
Pack it in guys this is the comment.