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minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoWhat came first, the hammer or the nail?
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoThe hammer. You can use it on things that aren’t nails.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoBut you can also hit nails with things that aren’t hammers.
minus-squareundergroundoverground@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoYou can hammer things that aren’t nails and you can nail things that aren’t hammers.
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoVery true, and they say when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail so they’d need a hammer first to know what it looks like.
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI generally don’t think of either of them as cumming
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoAll I know is that can opener was invented almost 50 years after the can.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI am ASTOUNDED that in his whole wrestling career he never got covered in paper. Or did a cameo on The Office where Micheal Scott is throwing boxes of paper at him screaming “PAPER BEATS ROCK!!! PAPER BEATS ROCK!!!”
minus-squareummthatguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoIt’s a weird stipulation in his contracts that he never be seen “losing,” vain as it may be.
minus-squareGregorGizeh@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoIirc Vin diesel is a similar little bitch, which led to them clashing on set during the car movies
minus-squareummthatguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoTwo Hollywood “Alphas” on the same set. All you can do is grab some popcorn, sit back, and watch the fireworks.
minus-squareNoIWontPickAName@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoWhen a tornado meets a volcano
minus-squarex4740N@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI used to always confuse vin diesel and the rock when I was younger because they are both bald dudes
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoYou would think someone that’s spent so much of his life in entertainment would understand the basics of story telling.
What came first, the hammer or the nail?
The hammer. You can use it on things that aren’t nails.
But you can also hit nails with things that aren’t hammers.
You can hammer things that aren’t nails and you can nail things that aren’t hammers.
Very true, and they say when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail so they’d need a hammer first to know what it looks like.
The mallet
I generally don’t think of either of them as cumming
All I know is that can opener was invented almost 50 years after the can.
The chicken
Rock
And stone, yeeeaah!
I am ASTOUNDED that in his whole wrestling career he never got covered in paper. Or did a cameo on The Office where Micheal Scott is throwing boxes of paper at him screaming “PAPER BEATS ROCK!!! PAPER BEATS ROCK!!!”
It’s a weird stipulation in his contracts that he never be seen “losing,” vain as it may be.
Iirc Vin diesel is a similar little bitch, which led to them clashing on set during the car movies
Two Hollywood “Alphas” on the same set. All you can do is grab some popcorn, sit back, and watch the fireworks.
When a tornado meets a volcano
I used to always confuse vin diesel and the rock when I was younger because they are both bald dudes
You would think someone that’s spent so much of his life in entertainment would understand the basics of story telling.