“Hi, I’m Gabe”
No clue, but I would start by not referring to them as females, just a hunch.
You don’t have to say anything, just show them the sweet skills you’ve developed while studying the blade.
“You should smile more. You’d be a lot prettier”
“plus sized”
I heard that showing her how unfair it is that just because you are nice no one wants to sleep with you, is the best way to make her sleep with you out of obvious obligation to your nice personality and unjust fate
Also in this context being weird and shy counts as nice. You don’t actually have to make any effort!
Well maybe they’ve gotten enough nice points they can turn them in for one sex?
And you simply must begin and end every sentence with uWu, obviously.
This is semi unrelated, but I think still somewhat fitting. There’s this one guy in our festival group that sometimes is away, no one knows where he’s at but chances are high, he’s fucking someone. He’s that kind of guy, that ladies fall for when he drops lines like “hi, I’m (redacted) and how do your pants open?”
If I hadn’t seen it, I wouldn’t believe it.
There’s one in the Austin Powers movies with a funny scottish accent.
I don’t think he’s not a gamer tho. “Dead sexy” funny guy nonetheless.
I believe his pick up line was: “Listen missy, do you fancy another go? Because once you’ve had fat you never go back.”
He had other lines the ladies love like:
“First things first. Where’s your shitter?! I’ve got a turtle head poking out!”
Fat Bastard?
“$3 million/year, 1 night/week.”
~150,000/night is a hefty cost.
To betray one’s own heart in the interest of profit, such a cost is fair.
ever been married?
Idk why but censoring R*ddit is way funnier than it should be
I prefer Re***t
Oh it’s reddit? I thought it was censoring out a name of a planet.
Huh I thought it’s a country name.
Given the image, I first thought it was a sci-fi planet.
TIL: there is such a thing as a stupid question.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
John Madden. Football.
Han shot first
Maybe start by not referring to them as ‘females’ or talking about ‘luring’ them to your room
He calls it his lair.
*dungeon
**fungeon
“I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.”
Remember Kif: the fastest way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.
Well at least there’s something we can all agree on.
Relevant last place comic:
If i said you have a nice body would you take off your clothes and do a little dance?
If you throw some money at me I would
“I am no longer infected!”
Bouncy bouncy