Trade offer meme
I receive: Stupid prompts that can be fun to draw and post without CP, small fandoms I don’t know, bigotry and shit we don’t want on Lemmy
You receive: Arts based on your promts drawn by a russian alcoholic, b\w, 200x200px, with a mouse, eternally posted on the lemmyverse under your prompt
ED: I’m too sleepy-eepy so I’d continue tomorrow.
ED: Slowly working on my backlog. I’ve not thought there would be more than 3-5 anons seeing that thread, lol.
ED: Seems like I resolved all recs. Thank you all. That was fun.
Do a little rat pirate with a sword
A little surprise.
Yay rat pirate
Android turtle emoji
Caaan yooou stooop fooor aaa miiinute tooo taaalk abooout ooour looord aaand saaavior Goooooogle Chriiist?
Taco
That’s our exclusive, for regulars only.
You looking sleepy-eepy
My morning commit to the job. I mastered some spidy sense as to when the bus approaches my stop, so I have extra time half-awake.
Perfekt!
Drunk Irish sailor eating a banana.
To fund his another adventure, this irish sailor promoted a fresh novelty: drinking shots made from frozen banana cuts. That’s not like his idea failed per se, even though he didn’t think of another way to produce them than spooning out the meat of banana and eating it himself before taking them to the freezer. But his generous soul made him give them off for free to everyone who walked by. He’s not sad that it wasn’t a working business model, but kinda afraid what many pounds of banana and booze would lead to the next time he wakes up.
128x32 monochrome adidas wallpaper for vape please, do as funny or/and edgy as you please
Iconic Adidas three lines plus the awkward smoke semi-circles.
A dog riding a giraffe while having an animated conversation with an elephant walking alongside.
If you think about it. - Says the dog. - You are not that different. That’s the question of where to place your head on the throat-nose line. God probably thought what it would be if they put the slider to 0% and then 100%, and here you came. All before discovering the golden proportion in the canines.
Would you shut up for once? - The Elephant cried. - I’m tired of you.
I feel conflicted. - Said the Giraffe looking far away. - If I want to find the oasis or the end to your arguments first. I can handle the desert and whatever it sends me, but I’m troubled by my friends arguing. Let’s keep going, for as the night comes it can become pretty cold there.
Beautiful.
This is lemmy shitpost, so an ass taking a shit.
Could there be an Unabomber’s Manifesto if Ted was spoiled by a fiber optics internet connection? It doesn’t make any sense, sure, but thanks to WWW you’ve read it from a place I can only dream of visiting one day. I find it’s precious that we use unbelievable technological wonders for our daily diarrhea posting.
Lobster
That’s your mobster. Don Homaridao to be exact.
You went above and beyond
How vodka is made, an informative diagram
That’s why it’s so clear.
I love it.
Your prompt is your own post. I want some recursion!
How the fuck we supposed to know which small fandoms you don’t know???
Draw something that makes you happy
Nothing.
Not in a depressing way, I just adore the blank state when I don’t have any responsibilities and worries to occupy my mind and I can build something from the ground. A sense of creative freedom not pre-shaped by external factors. That’s very inspiring.
💜
Draw how you are feeling. A self portrait of the soul.
A small mouse using a match as a torch
That’s better. Even the darkest place seem a little brighter when you carry a light.
