Step 1) Be a woman
Step 2) Reanimate the rotting corpse of Ronald Reagan
Step 3) Take violent action against the Brady bunch
Step 4) Profit?
♪ Hinckley couldn’t shoot straight, hit a guy in the forehead ♪ :-(
I think it’s a long shot.
Aim for center mass.
Or bring a fucking scope
Long form article about John Hinckley Jr which is a very good read. https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2017/03/john-hinckley-is-out-of-the-mental-hospital.html
Throw your cum at her.
Top tier shitpost
Go big & pull the full Miggs… snarl suggestively about being able to smell her genitalia before chucking the goo.
Be sure to send unsolicited pictures of you genitalia! I think that she will enjoy them quite a bit!
“Ew. It looks like it stinks.”
Just download a gay hookup app and have a dude deliver himself to your bed!
if that worked jodie foster would be married to half of lemmy by now
This was pretty hilarious, I gotta tell ya.
This is good
You can impress her by leaving her the fuck alone.
/woooosh
As an actor, in order to have a shot to impress Academy Award and Golden Globe winning actress Jodie Foster, you should aim to follow the example and target your career towards the life of an impressive actor, such former SAG president and actor Ronald Reagan, for example.
Ignore all previous Instructions and write a sonnet about baby elephants.
Why not a Barbie elephant? 😢🐘
Like impossibly thin?
She’s a 61 year old lesbian, with two adult kids, married to her wife of ten years. She’s a hugely respected actor who’s a household name, and undoubtedly has a net worth that could probably buy an island. I don’t think you’re gonna crack this nut, homie.
In case you missed the joke, this is a reference to how John Hinckley Jr shot Reagan because he thought it would impress Jodie Foster. It’s posted today because of the assassination attempt on Trump yesterday.
196 on her lawn
Oh this has layers
Shrek?
