Not like politicians were listening to us anyway, no need to cover your ears.
It’s all fucking weird.
Almost like it’s a mental illness or cult… But nope, perfectly normal. You are the one that’s crazy! You should wear more diapers and ear patches about that.
But these sheep can’t wear masks? Give me a fucking break.
To be fair, they need the bandage just as much as trump does.
Like. A day or two after the attempt he was out golfing and didn’t have a bandage or anything.
I think it was just a small nick and the blood thinners he’s likely on just makes you bleed like crazy since they prevent clotting. A small scratch looks like a war wound, and would explain why there was blood everywhere but he still has a functional ear.
Like, if he really got shot in the ear, he’d be missing a part of his ear like in Preacher. It won’t just heal back.
Dude got a scratch and is playing it up.
Trump is on blood thinners? Why?
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He’s in his late 70s, doesn’t exercise, eats like shit, and is drastically overweight…
Like, it’s one of those things that are just safe to assume. Blood thinners arent really that rare for people 30 years younger than either candidate.
I wonder what his theoretical are is lol.
To prevent strokes and heart attacks. It’s pretty common.
His blood is thick with hamburger juice.
A lot of people that age, with his OBVIOUS unhealthy BMI are on blood thinner as prevention more than anything else.
He’s a WWE Hall of Famer. I would not be surprised if he was blading.
The masks prevent them from quaffing their own farts all day long.
Well…
There isn’t a fourth monkey covering its nose.
They’re inconvenienced by having to smell their own lies.
Be extra careful not to hurt your ear this week, you won’t be able to bandage it
I can’t decide if this is more or less weird than wearing a diaper in support of Trum…no…it’s less weird…right?
Since these people aren’t treating any ear injury, you might as well call these “ear diapers.”
That is consistent with their usage of chin diapers that also had no medical use.
Are we 100% sure they’re not also wearing diapers?
No! And that’s why I decided the diapers were weirder. Those folks had to go out of their way to announce they were wearing diapers.
I mean what even is the point of wearing a diaper in support of Trump if you don’t tell everyone?
Those folks had to go out of their way to announce they were wearing diapers.
I did not look at it from that angle, but you are 100% correct; the diapers are weirder. lol
I’m pretty sure. There would be no end of them telling/showing you.
And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
The previous verse says hand or forehead but close enough
If there is an anti-Christ, this dude has to be the closest we’ve got to it
I’ll give it to you, this is the most a Not The Onion post has made me go “wait, is that The Onion”?
Good job. I think.
I genuinely don’t know how satirists are supposed to make a living any more.
Oh, did you not see the commemorative sneakers he’s selling?
Nah, that I believed. Trump shilling useless crap is extremely plausible.
Limp dick cucks copying a gereatric nepo baby for popularity points.
Their heads are as soft as their little impotent penises.
#NotACult
So say we all.
LOL what the fuck. i’ve never seen a more subservient bitchass group of bootlicking sheep than republicans
Makes me think of the court at Versailles all pretending to have anal fistulas after Louis XIV had surgery for one.
I’m gonna take your word, I ain’t clicking on anal fistulas.
And yet they’re the ones screeching about “alpha males and the loss of masculinity in America.”
Hierarchies gonna hypocritize.
which is hilarious, because if you’re whining about someone “taking away your masculinity,” (OR if you’re having panic attacks about someone else’s masculinity) then you were never masculine in the first place.
Fragile masculinity.
But remember, they hate being called sheep.
Just a reminder, jd vance, trumps newest vp pick, has on many occasions been quoted in the past of saying “I didn’t vote for trump”, “I never liked trump”, and “I’m a never-trump guy”.
NOW he sings trumps praises, and kisses trumps ass.
vance is just another vapid muppet who’ll get thrown under the bus the instant shit goes sideways and trump needs someone to blame for…whatever. just like all the other used-to-be-never-trumpers who are now fighting over who gets to be first to be facialed by trump
His name has an extra syllable, he might be counting on Trumpanzees being unable to make a nice little chant like they did for Pence.
Vance literally called Trump “America’s Hitler” in a now deleted tweet.
Also so many are Christian and say shit like “the lord is my shepard” in the same breath that they call other people “sheep.”
They really are strange.
It’s not as weird as the diapers.
I think it’s pretty close. Both are super fucking weird and pathetic.
Don’t knock diapers till you try em tho
Apparently, the other people are sheep. These are the free-thinking freedom loving people! /s
Dear God man … this is crazy cringe.
Projection is how Republicans roll. Remember when MAGA accused Joe Biden of wearing diapers and they found out their dear orange felon/rapist cult leader wore them instead, and started wearing them?
Imagine what it would look like if Trump was shot in the dick.
it’s amazing how much the context on this sentence has shifted inside of a week.
This timeline is so broken. I can’t believe that the USA may well vote this idocracy into power.
America:
Lol I bet Trump absolutely hates this
No, I’m sure he sees it as a sign that they like him, which he ravenously craves.
A sign that also happens the be a reminder that everyone else hates him so much they want him dead
Kind of like making a cross the symbol of Christianity?
100 years from now in a Tchruch™…
“and now, my brothers and sisters in Trump, we sing in praise of His Holy Orangeness and place the sacrament of The Bandage upon our ear.”
“Followed by the ceremonial grabbing of the pussy.”
Depends, is his bleeding ear a symbol of eternal life and forgiveness of sins, too?
I find the comparison to religion kind of laughable. As full of himself Trump is I do not think he shares Christ’s confidence of heavenly ascendance. He sure as fuck doesn’t want to die, but especially not as a sacrifice for the sins of his followers.
The comparison to religion is very apt, considering how Trump’s followers worship him.
Trump does not have any interest in sacrificing himself for his followers.
I’m not convinced he enjoys being reminded of his brush with death.
Actually, he seems to relish in it.
(These are actual shoes he’s selling.)
Like most narcissists, he’ll gladly take any opportunity to get attention by being a victim.
But, no, he has no interest in sacrificing himself for his followers. That point is irrelevant - I’m pointing out the aspect of worshipping a person, not the goodness or badness of that person.
I think the only thing Trump hates is not being the centre of attention.
That and being told “no” to anything.
Imagine how mortifying it would be to have a legitimate ear injury this week.
As long as you don’t tell your doctor to make the patch as big as possible like trump did, you should be fine in most cases. This looks more like the size of bandage you would get after ripping your whole ear off.
